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A little Humor For the CAS guys from a Former Viper Driver....

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Lean, Mean, Flameout Machine.

I SHALL RETURN...Well, I might.

Mach Nix.

The F-16. Takes a licking, and takes a licking.

Have you hugged your chute today?

This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops.

I came. I saw. I bingo'd.

No deposit, no return.

We've spent so much money on this thing that we can't afford to admit we were wrong.

A triumph of style over substance.

The best damn second place fighter in the world.

Instead of a CAS mod, we're going to install a roll bar.

And now with this LANTIRN thing and our new Block 40's, we can hit the ground at NIGHT!



And BINGO is my Name-O.

We crash more airplanes before 9-o'clock than most people crash all day.

Your courtesy appreciated. Please replace your divots.

A war record exceeding even the B-1.

Last in the talent show, but first in the swimsuit competition.

Lose a few, lose a few.

Feet and knees together, eyes on the horizon...

Designated no-hitter.

Everything you wanted in a fighter and less.

Optimist: F-16 pilot who's worried about dying from cancer.

Only Michael Jackson is more manly.

Hey, today we didn't lose a single jet.

This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

User friendly... if you've got three hands.

If we have a war with BDUs, we've got 'em beat.

Careful badguys...I'm carrying BOTH bombs today. I'm talkin' wall-to-wall MK-82's Pal.

If I carried more weapons, and if I had enough gas, and if I could actually hit the target, and if I had some more REALLY expensive electrons so I could find you, and if my motor didn't quit, and if My wings didn't crack, Boy, I'd really teach you a lesson!


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and of course my favorite....

"<b> We cover the target like a thong bikini. </b>

Salute and Merry Christmas

Listed like someone who's been there, done that (or had it done!)<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

King George II on Gen. James Wolfe: "Mad, is he? Then I wish he'd bite more of my other generals!"

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

I can't meet up to Mr Mudd's credentials However, sometimes I do fly the F-16 in the comfort of my own home while eating a big bag-o-chips at the same time(FALCON 4.0).

That being said, I made my own up:
"Loiter time, Loiter time? ...WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' LOITER TIME"
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Edited by - Tritonal on Feb 28 2003 4:38 PM

Here ya' go <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

OH NO!!!!

...Their on to me<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

LOL I will always be remembered for my time as a circus performer...."And now Ladies and Gentlmen. "Capt. Dart"

"<---Jesus Powers My Hotrod---<<<"

Well, we're all still proud of you Capt. Dart <img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle>

LOL Capt Dart went Bye Bye in the late 90's <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

"<---Jesus Powers My Hotrod---<<<"