I found this on the
www.fuckfrance.com website sipinpere posted it was just too cool. Now tomcat minor question rafels or f-18E lol.
This just in from Le CNN:
A reliable source in the French government today leaked word that a French naval taskforce which was secretly steaming toward the Arabian Gulf had abruptly reversed course and is returning to France.
The trouble-plagued French aircraft carrier, the “Charles De Gaulle” was forced to reduce speed after (again) losing one of its massive propellers while underway. A similar propeller failure occurred when the “De Gaulle” underwent its initial sea trials in 1999. Adding insult to injury, the wayward propeller struck and severely damaged a trailing French submarine, the nuclear powered “Chief Inspector Clouseau”, which was forced to make an emergency surface. Upon seeing the “De Gualle” reduce speed and the “Clouseau” abruptly surface, several other nearby French vessels, including the guided missile cruiser “Le Advance to the Rear”, the taskforce flagship, promptly hove to and attempted to surrender to a passing Toyota car carrier vessel.
From the start of this ill-fated voyage military analysts had almost immediately downgraded the combat power of the French task force after it was disclosed that the French had forgotten to load any ammunition on board their ships before sailing. French sources explained this oversight as understandable, inasmuch as no French military units had actually fired a weapon at an adversary since 1940. For essentially the same reasons, separate reports disclosed that the French military was not entirely sure where it ammunition was stored, or if they really had any ammunition in storage. Howerver, large stocks of white flags were reported to be at the ready on all French military installations, ships, planes and armoured vehicles. White flags were apparently not necessary on the “De Gaulle’s” fighter aircraft, inasmuch as their pilots were on strike, protesting a newly instituted French naval requirement of no less than one shower per pilot per month.
When informed of the abrupt French naval course reversal, the senior American naval commander in the Arabian Gulf was quoted as saying: “What? You mean the French have a navy?”. No change in American naval forces displacement was contemplated as a result of the French reverse advance.
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