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Another good one I found on another board.
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SEC.STATE Colin Powell was recently approached by an Iraqi
newspaper reporter and accusingly asked, "Isn't it true that only
13 percent of young Americans can locate Iraq on a map?"

Secretary Powell stopped, turned, and stated "Yes, it's true. But,
unfortunately for you, all 13 percent are in our Armed Forces.


Ted

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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GOOD ONE TEDG!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE A BIG "HOLE" TOO SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRESS TO TEST

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

LOLOL!!!!

Long distance- The next best thing to being there.

The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and
walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush.

They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.

" President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help
you, I will do."

The Iraqi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs.

He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."

President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back...

"It's because it takes place in the future...."

Ted

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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Keep em rolling teddy!!!

Long distance- The next best thing to being there.

A waki paki member once posted the same thing.

"You Americans! You can't even find Iraq on a map."

My response was, "That's okay. The missiles know the way."

LOLOLOL!

Long distance- The next best thing to being there.