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"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks
it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."

- ---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me."

- --- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."

- --Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."

- ---- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"

- ---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."

- ---Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."

- --- Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better,
on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in
Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than
sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."

- --- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the
face for it."

- ---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates
America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."

- --Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam
out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
France!"

- --Jay Leno

Sorry if you've seen these before, but even if you have, they have got to be worth a second viewing...


"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris
under a German flag."

- --David Letterman

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

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"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

One you missed:

"I support our troops. Unlike all these celebrities, like the Dixie Chicks. If they don't, they should go to hell! Or France, same difference."

---Scott Stiener

"By my count green belt. Don't get ahead of me. Starting over at zero."

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