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"Enuff jibba jabba sucka F-14's are helluva tough like me" :Mr. T 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>On the morning of July 11, several local government cadres caught sight of a school of mysterious creatures swimming through the lake in the Changbai mountains, in northeastern Jilin province, the Beijing Youth Daily said on Tuesday.

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then the goverment claimed ownership of the monster and shot all who saw it.

"the closer we are to danger the father away we are from harm."

Looks strangely like Field Marshal Zhukov...

"Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead"

Can we say "water-fowl?" My favorite was the lady that was "attacked" by a strange sea monster, but succeeded in shooting it multiple times with her .38. A few days later, some poor sturgeon was found washed up on the shore with matching .38 slugs perferating it...

A sucking chest wound is life's way of telling you to slow down...

Edited by - Horrido on Jul 18 2003 09:38 AM

some here are too young to remember the "killer rabbit" that went after Pres Carter LOL THAT was my favorite "sea monster"

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

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Did they dispatch it with the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch after properly counting to "Three" as prescribed in the Book of Armaments?

A sucking chest wound is life's way of telling you to slow down...

yyyeeeess!!

a classic movie

ARTHUR: How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen.
KNIGHTS: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]



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