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<i> "Politically Incorrect" host Bill Maher, brutally beaten
Stephen Weinik


LOS ANGELES – Bill Maher, the much maligned host of ABC’s star-studded political talk show “Politically Incorrect” was savagely beaten over the weekend. Maher’s broken body was found in an alley behind an undisclosed Los Angeles strip club. Doctors have released little information, although initial police reports obtained by -The New World Examiner- indicate that Maher was sodomized during the attack.
The Los Angeles Police Department is moving slowly on the case, indicating that Maher is a “fucking asshole” and “had it a long time coming.”

“This is what we call street justice.” Spoke an anonymous officer at the scene of the attack. Tests have indicated that Maher is despised by a majority of the United States population. “His unconventional and entirely self serving political views are frustrating to most Americans.” Spoke UCLA sociology professor Ruth L. Anderson. “He’ll draw you in by making a point many people can agree with, only to follow it with something entirely contrary. He frustrates most people far more than the average man. It’s a wonder he wasn’t beaten sooner.”

A Gallup poll in May in 1999 reported that up to 73% of Americans familiar with Maher would beat him to death if they were guaranteed to go unpunished. The same poll recorded that only 22% would beat a personal enemy under similar circumstances.

“Maher is a widely despised individual,” reported police Captain, Steve McCoy. “When half the country is a suspect… I doubt we’ll find out who did this.”

Maher is being treated in the Intensive Care Unit of St. Jude’s Hospital. Doctors have released little information, although they say he is less than likely to survive the night. </i>

Now this would be awesome if it was all true.

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<i> "Politically Incorrect" host Bill Maher, brutally beaten
Stephen Weinik


LOS ANGELES – Bill Maher, the much maligned host of ABC’s star-studded political talk show “Politically Incorrect” was savagely beaten over the weekend. Maher’s broken body was found in an alley behind an undisclosed Los Angeles strip club. Doctors have released little information, although initial police reports obtained by -The New World Examiner- indicate that Maher was sodomized during the attack.
The Los Angeles Police Department is moving slowly on the case, indicating that Maher is a “fucking asshole” and “had it a long time coming.”

“This is what we call street justice.” Spoke an anonymous officer at the scene of the attack. Tests have indicated that Maher is despised by a majority of the United States population. “His unconventional and entirely self serving political views are frustrating to most Americans.” Spoke UCLA sociology professor Ruth L. Anderson. “He’ll draw you in by making a point many people can agree with, only to follow it with something entirely contrary. He frustrates most people far more than the average man. It’s a wonder he wasn’t beaten sooner.”

A Gallup poll in May in 1999 reported that up to 73% of Americans familiar with Maher would beat him to death if they were guaranteed to go unpunished. The same poll recorded that only 22% would beat a personal enemy under similar circumstances.

“Maher is a widely despised individual,” reported police Captain, Steve McCoy. “When half the country is a suspect… I doubt we’ll find out who did this.”

Maher is being treated in the Intensive Care Unit of St. Jude’s Hospital. Doctors have released little information, although they say he is less than likely to survive the night. </i>

Now this would be awesome if it was all true.


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Damn your cold...you didn't give a link to this.

"Visualise world liberty. You leave me alone I leave you alone but if anyone messes with either of us we team up & kill them"

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poor poor Bigfoot <img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle>

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>When I made it around the bend I see this hulking figure all hunched over here milking his nut like a 12 year old choir boy. That’s when the old boy saw me and came at me.”

The testicle was acquired when Boomer, frightened by the creatures aggressive manner, removed his large caliber sidearm and fired several shots at the animal. “I didn’t have time to think. Skip, my dog, gave me a couple seconds diversion. Without him I wouldn’t be here today and certainly there’d be no testicle. I guess I fired at that area, cause it sort of stuck out at the time. My aim was drawn to the area, the thing was hairy as all getup, but extremely well endowed.”

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poor poor Bigfoot <img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle>

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !

<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>

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Boomer is this another one of your sightings?

...what ya goona do with his sack? Lucky keychain?

LMFAO i cant believe you posted it





Edited by - mrmudd on Jul 16 2003 10:52 PM

LOL, if only it was true.

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

ROFL , hey that 1911 on my hip aint there for show ya know!! I've always been frightened by aggresive hairy things, when it,they,those came at me I just drew and fired out of reflex, my training kicked in, I really cant claim credit for it, it was just the training <img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle> I was only out in the woods to get over my case of the giggles after hearing about Bill Maher.

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>

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