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This is an email i got today...

French Diplomacy

The old American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane and at
French customs he fumbled for his passport.

You have been to France before monsieur?" the customs officer
asked sarcastically.

The old gent admitted that he had been to France before.

Then you should know enough to have your passport ready for
inspection," snapped the irate official.

The old American said, "The last time I came to France I did not
have to show my passport."

Impossible, old man. You Americans always have to show your
passports on arrival in France!"

The old American gave the Frenchman a long hard look.

Then, with the feel of acid on his words, calmly stated, "I
assure you,..young man, that when I came ashore on Omaha Beach in
Normandy on D-day in 1944, there were no fuckin' Frenchmen anywhere on that beach."



"If we are not victorious, let no man return alive."

Gen George S. Patton

lol

Hehehe

Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one.

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OMG that is A FU*&ing Classic "There i was, and way back when"