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A retired aviator was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.

He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire."
The aviator says, "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says, "Gonna catch me some chickens."
The aviator yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old guy's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.

Same time next morning the aviator is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.

The aviator yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy yells back, "Roll of duck tape."
The aviator says, "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says back, "Gonna catch me some ducks."
The aviator yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old guy's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 25 ducks caught in it.

Same time next morning the aviator sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.

The aviator says, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy says, "It's a pussy willow."
The aviator says, "Wait up… I'll get my hat."

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

I love that joke. An oldie but goodie.

"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier."

Kipling-