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http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Type in a command into the space and he'll do whatever you tell him to. Creepy but I can't wait to read how y'all tried to abuse him. Ha-Ha!



since it was a Bk Ad site. i recalled a Wendy's commercial a while back that asked what is a Chicken Nugget and where are they on a chicken.

LOL the Chicken tender VS Chicken Nugget

So i iasked the Chicken to show me where they were.

I so swear he checked under his arms , tail feathers lifted his feet, lol Im still rolling thinking about it, lol then he walked off the screen......

Guess he needed a time out!



"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

I was wholey unaware a garterbelt wearing chicken could demonstrate "white crane style" kung-fu, I stand corrected ROFL

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After trying Pe An Cho Dan, then a non-specific martial arts form, with no luck. He finally did what I asked...and acted like a monkey.

Edit to add: This chicken can also macarana<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Sure, stop here. This is the right place for our foul, nihilistic mood. No place could be better. Let's all riverdance. I can be lord of the motherless dance. I'm a Mick. Bite me"







Edited by - Lunatock on May 04 2004 1:53 PM

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push ups.... lots of push ups


You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.

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push ups.... lots of push ups


You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.
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"Sure, stop here. This is the right place for our foul, nihilistic mood. No place could be better. Let's all riverdance. I can be lord of the motherless dance. I'm a Mick. Bite me"

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not if you keep typing it

You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.

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\"One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up\"

i like his moonwalk and breakdance...


"Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun" -- Mr. Burns

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Well I'll be...He really <i>will</i> choke the chicken!

Fear and anxiety are for losers...So lets get moving and <i>KICK SOME ASS!</i>

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"face it....perhaps your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others!"

A list of do's, dont's, and sort of's.


Will do:
taco bell (dances with a girl)
dance like an egyptian
snap your garters
do the robot
You're kinda creepy (gets way close to screen)
sit down
relax
bang your head
Are you lookin at me?
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Cry
Show your chicken tenders (Moon)
smoke a cigarette
throw a tantrum
stand on the couch
clean the room
hit yourself
pillow fight
kiss the pillow
hit yourself with the pillow
fight
strip
spin
maybe
yes
hide behind couch
pee on couch
waddle
die
lie to me
fly
dance
jump
handstand
spin around
build a fort
turn off the light
watch tv
fart
moon me
go crazy
bows
hokey pokey
puke
lol
twist
moonwalk
play air guitar
riverdance
grab crotch
rap
sing
get some dignity (angers chicken)
hula
somersault
poop
make a chicken sandwich
lay an egg
macarena
clean up
choke your chicken
model
ninja
rock out
breakdance
shake it
running man
take a nap
read a book
smack your face
bunny hop
cartwheel
search
vomit
lick your chicken toe
no
jumping jacks
pat your head while rubbing your stomach
Electric Slide
Hump the chair
Bows when told he's great!
dance the ymca
do a pushup
do some karate
Roll over
peck
flex
hop on one foot
stand on the couch
get a book
show some skin
flap your wings
stare at the camera
shake your tailfeather
go away
strike a pose
poke eye
beg for mercy
pray
vogue
use blanket
kung fu
shadow puppets
scare
surf
play ball
shoot baskets
shake your booty
shake your moneymaker
yoga
fence
chicken sandwich
cabbage patch
moonwalk
kneel (probably same as "beg")
creep me out
mask
eat yourself
self flagellate
juggle
ballet
spit
golf
play baseball
play football (American)
play soccer
tango
make a picture
shadow box
disco dance
do the splits
bullfight
thumbs up
shrug
the worm
drink something
chicken strip (different than strip)
gay (does not like gays it seems)
swim
go fish
do it doggy style
headstand
duck (walks around like a duck)
mcdonalds (edited by pe)
rock and roll (edited by pe)
kiss off (edited by pe)
head bang (edited by pe)
line dance (edited by pe)
get lost (edited by pe)
be happy (edited by pe)
take a hostage (edited by pe)
show your teeth (edited by pe)
look behind you (edited by pe)
show your garder (2 different) (edited by pe)
Bogusky (advertising firm that came up with this.) (edited by pe)
Crispin (same as before - Crispin, Porter + Bogusky) (edited by pe)
make love
fire!
do the monkey
act scared
be a baby
eat burger king

Will do, sort of:
stand on the ceiling
rearrange the room
flip me off
masturbate
get naked
get funky
tear the place up
call home
tear off chicken feathers
take off pants
take off mask
squaredance same as electric slide
compute

Won't do:break things
break the television
barf
do complex mathmatics
hurtle the couch or jump over it
vacuum
kick over the televsion
sit-ups
turn off lamp
faint
pirouette
flog self
believe Moore
vote Democratic
believe Kerry
vote Republican
believe Bush
vote Libertarian
lick urvesh
wardrobe malfunction (sfsdfd)
make the sign of the Golden Arches (makes chicken angry)
take a fifteen minute break
eat a big mac (makes gagging motion)
lick the screen
Bark at the Moon (Chicken moons you)


"Sure, stop here. This is the right place for our foul, nihilistic mood. No place could be better. Let's all riverdance. I can be lord of the motherless dance. I'm a Mick. Bite me"

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We're not too bored, are we?

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you might want to run your favorite spyware cleaner after visiting that site.

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>

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