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About a year too late, but the company has decided I need an International travel medical so the wife can't sue them when I collapse on a long haul flight.

So I'm off to the Big Smoke for the full deal, blood and piss tests, finger up the arse <img src=icon_smile_shy.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>, the works...

Anyway, any advice as to what I should be eating/drinking/taking that would show up in the samples and REALLY freak the Doctor out..?

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

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If Seinfeld has taught me anything, don't eat anything with poppy seeds. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

yeah i saw it on brainiac science abuse a preist had a clean test then ate 2 poppy bagels and failed it try that.

the object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his