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PostPosted: 01 Jul 2003, 08:56 
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LOL…

I know the sort of trip you're talking about...

I remember an old aunt asking my Dad why he wasn't concerned that we used to disappear for three days at a time and the parents would have no idea where we were.

Dad just replied that the sort of trouble me and my mates would get involved in would make the national TV news and he would find out that way…



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LOL!!! Makes a decent amount of sense, though.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


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'Tock is planning to invade Israel, hang out at the beaches, scope out babes, attempt to join the IDF, try to run his own sting operation and bring to the arrest of several Palestinian terrorists, and along the way he's going to dangle some poor Arab by one foot over the Western Wall.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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Planning the stuff that would happen by chance. I assure you things that bizarre probably would happen.

If there was any worry about me doing anything like those two British guys. Rest assured I <b>would not</b> do anything remotely cold as Frances Protecting Saddam/UN Antics. And some poodles got to sign on as SAREL's.

But if I was up to something, I'd probably find myself face to face with someone like Maya. And would throw up a white flag even quicker than her French flunkies. As long as the terms for surrender were accompanying me to a coffee shop, and kill a Latte' or two. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
<img src="http://www.idf.il/newsite/images/sarel4.jpg" border=0>
<b>TheFrench Group with thier instructor, Maya.</b>

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At the very least, I'd need to have a pic taken of me leaning against a Female IDF Solider. At least one of us w/ a Galilee rifle slung across our back. Myself in a Sar-el Uniform would sooo own even more.

If only to have it scanned, hosted, & posted...On Pakistani Defense.com. Snipe would host such a pic if that was the intention, wouldn't he?

"Visualise world liberty. You leave me alone I leave you alone but if anyone messes with either of us we team up & kill them"



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another wv joke:

Billy ray drives up in a brand new caddy. his buddies are real impressed. "Man, lookit that thang- where'd ya git it?"
"Damnest thing, last night i meet this babe, we start makin' out, she says billy ray, you can have anything you want, and gets nekked."
"You, fool, man!! You're dummber than aunt earline- I can't believe you took the car!"
"Who you callin' dumb- i'm not dumb-that ho's clothes never a fit me."


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hey hollowpoint, my sister in law is gonna be mighty p***** when she sees whatcha done with her pictures on the net... hey, s**** her if she cant take a joke- keep them cards and letters comin.


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No problemo...

If she's your sister in law, tell me what the birth mark at the top of her left thigh looks like <img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

I'm guessing you might know...



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hey hollowpoint, my sister in law is gonna be mighty p***** when she sees whatcha done with her pictures on the net... hey, s**** her if she cant take a joke- keep them cards and letters comin.


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I'm seeing a brightside here...that it's your sister in law. And not the wrath of Poke your facing there.

"Visualise world liberty. You leave me alone I leave you alone but if anyone messes with either of us we team up & kill them"



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Thought this might tickle a few funny bones...

<img src="http://www.fullyauto.demon.co.uk/dogpowder.jpg" border=0>

We might not be able to shoot burglars, but we can have a damn good go at poisoning them LOL...

Have a Happy 4th July <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>



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