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I'm afraid it is, Snipe. I was after his friend, and he got caught in the cross-mojination.

Homer, you might like to know that I also went on a couple dates with a German guy. Much better kisser, and much cuter too. He's in the Luftwaffa (sp?) now... (sighs with a smile)

Sorry, I pretty much derailed this thread, didn't I? Let's go back to discussing what piss-ants the French are for desecrating the graves of their saviors.

"See that green switch? Flip it down."

Edited by - poke on Apr 06 2003 3:11 PM

So much for locking on to your target and going in for the kill.

lol

Poke thanks for the humor, just one questions are you checking for the made in the USA tag now?

Matt

Poke. You know, there is a little Irish in me...

Now I'm waiting for you to hand me a clip, then you put it in your new sidearm, and say theres a little of me in the bullets... <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Liberal bastards. I fart in thier general direction"

Edited by - Lunatock on Apr 06 2003 3:35 PM

Edited by - Lunatock on Apr 06 2003 3:35 PM

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Homer, you might like to know that I also went on a couple dates with a German guy. Much better kisser, and much cuter too. He's in the Luftwaffa (sp?) now... (sighs with a smile)
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i have to print that out.
statistically proven: germans kiss better than french !!! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
I know why, they dont have to teach them german Luftwaffe guys how to shoot, perhaps they teach them how to kiss instead???
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\"My name's Pitt, and you ain't talkin' your ass outta this shit.\"

So Homer is this new German theme make love not war. Consider how well you guys did the latter it might not be a bad idea.

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So Homer is this new German theme make love not war. Consider how well you guys did the latter it might not be a bad idea.

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<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> you got it mattlott!!
some might say the German theme is: dont make war, and ask the UN if we can make love instead.

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\"My name's Pitt, and you ain't talkin' your ass outta this shit.\"

Yeah, Mattlot, I really missed on that one. I was on the rebound, what can I say? Made in USA tag? Yeah, the only foreign guys around here are Italian (ick) so I guess I don't have to worry about it much. Lots of corn-fed good ol' Oklahoma boys, though!

Hey Lunatock, do you have the accent? I want the accent! mmmm, Tom Cruise in Far and Away...

Seriously, we were ranting about the French. I feel a little guilty joking around on a serious thread. What they did really was low.

"See that green switch? Flip it down."

WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE FRENCHS THOUGHTS ON US FORGIEN POLICY

NOTHINGS SERIOUS!!!!! EXCEPT THEIR SURRENDERING SKILLS

POKE,WHAT TREE'S HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING BEHIND?
ITS TIME TO START LOOKING BEHIND HAY BALES IN OK.
ALOT MORE OF THEM THEN TRESS THERE<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

BESIDES YOU HAVE LESS THEN 4 1/2 YEARS TO GET MARRIED
I'M HUNGRY I COULD EAT $100.00 WORTH OF STEAK RIGHT NOW!

SO START LOOKING!!!!

PRESS TO TEST

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

What do you call 300,000 men with their arms up?

The french Army.

How do you knock out a French tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.



"US Army Snipers- One shot, one kill"

ok, back to the french then:


What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A salesman

What is the difference between a road accident involving a hedgehog and a Frenchman?
There are skid marks before the hedgehog

What do you call 20 French politicans face down in the English Channel?
A start.

How many gears does a French tank have?
Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).

How did the French react to German reunification?
They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.

Q: How can you recognize a French veteran?
A: Sunburned armpits.





"The internet? Is that thing still around?"
-Homer, The Simpsons

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\"My name's Pitt, and you ain't talkin' your ass outta this shit.\"

That's right Goose! I forgot about our bet! Well, I've been looking, but none of the other student pilots ever want to date, because we're all too busy. I'm pretty busy myself, so I haven't really put my full effort into it either. But I'm sure once I get to my operational unit there will be some nice men there! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> You may get your steak dinner yet!

"See that green switch? Flip it down."

Wait not your full effort we can see what results you get. WEWEWE! Viva la France!

did you guys see they found 35 roland missles at bagdad international on serious note.

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Yeah, Mattlot, I really missed on that one. I was on the rebound, what can I say? Made in USA tag? Yeah, the only foreign guys around here are Italian (ick) so I guess I don't have to worry about it much. Lots of corn-fed good ol' Oklahoma boys, though!

Hey Lunatock, do you have the accent? I want the accent! mmmm, Tom Cruise in Far and Away...

Seriously, we were ranting about the French. I feel a little guilty joking around on a serious thread. What they did really was low.

"See that green switch? Flip it down."
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IRL (Asia Argento maybe being the exception to the rule) But an Italian ex was a bad first impression of that countries women-type folk. At least IMO thier nothing compared to Baltic gals.

Not usually, but I can manage the accent though. But far and away was very stereotypical of Irishman, why I'd <u>never</u> even consider hitting someone like Tom Cruise's character always seemed to in that movie. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

But back to the grave vandalism. In that case forgetting about increasing that stereotype, not to mention breaking the "self defense rule" would be worth any guilt, or a lecture & large amount of pushups as punishment wouldn't it?, apon seeing some Frenchman get brave enough to pick on <i>dead</i> American & British Soldiers?

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DONT WORRY POKE,YOU'LL MEET A NICE,GOODLOOKING,HUNK OF A CREWCHIEF(WE ALL ARE,ITS IN OUR AFSC)<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
AND I'LL GET MY STEAK DINNER!

IT WILL BE KADENA ALL OVER AGAIN!<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

RIGHT THUG?

PRESS TO TEST

Edited by - sgtgoose1 on Apr 07 2003 4:23 PM

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Actually, now that you mention it, my T-1 partner WAS a crew chief, and he's a nice, good-looking hunk. Is that close enough? <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle> It may have to be, because otherwise crew chiefs are off-limits for me...


Air2Mudd- from the other thread, I'm glad you asked! It was something one of my IPs said during a not-so-good flight. The Tweet O2 system is controlled ON/OFF in the cockpit with a green switch. Up is ON, down is OFF. If you are wearing your mask and you turn it OFF, you can't breath. Hence, after my second go-around from a crappy pattern, he just said "See that green switch? Flip it down."

"See that green switch? Flip it down."

LOL! Ouch....

Bet you felt like hiding under the ejection seat eh?

"US Army Snipers- One shot, one kill"

NOW COME ON,CREW CHIEFS WONT HOLD YOU BEING AN OFFICER AGAINST YOU.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

THAT SWITCH LINE, YOU SHOULD OF TOLD THE CREWCHIEF. HE COULD OF "SHORT PIDDLE PACKED HIM FOR YOU"

OOPS! OPERATIONAL SECERT


PRESS TO TEST

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

"short piddle packed?" this sounds like a good story... Do tell Goose! What is involved in short piddle packing?

"See that green switch? Flip it down."

About this bet...Does your end of it require you to get married in four & a half years? You know if thats the case, then would you be above getting married, getting the money, then getting the marriage annuled the next day?

Too bad the bets only for 100.00 though, but I'd help you win...in exchange for a steak, not unlike the one Goose mentioned. <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle> And a marriage "ending badly" could benefit us both with seeing other people, that is if your not above faking a broken heart <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

I could predict things on my end: "I'm so sad I can barely put myself in a food coma with this steak." <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Guys...I'm going down"

Edited by - Lunatock on Apr 08 2003 10:56 AM

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I'LL EMAIL YOU POKE,

THERE MIGHT BE A "SHORTED PIDDLE PACK" OR 2 VICTIMS OUT THERE STILL .
THEY MIGHT BE "BIG WIG'S NOW".

PRESS TO TEST

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

Goose: Explain that one to me as well..when you get time.

--Raven

"For democracy, a man would give his only begotten son."

Actually, you got it backwards Lunatock. I think how the bet came about was that I wrote something about never wanting to get married. Goose chimed in and bet me that I would be married in 5 years (now 4.5). If I am, I owe him a steak dinner.

I must admit, I rather enjoy being single! Things may change once I'm not a student and live a fairly regular life (if there is such a thing in the military) but for now I'm good with just hanging out with buddies on the weekends. Sorry Goose! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"See that green switch? Flip it down."

JUST GO AHEAD AND HANG OUT WITH YOUR "BUDDIES OR FUTURE HUBBIES",I NEED TO LOOSE A COUPLE OF MORE POUNDS.
LOST 31LBS SO YOU THINK THE DOCTOR IS HAPPY? NO!!!!! SENDING ME TO A SPEACIALIST BECAUSE HE SAYS I LOST TOO MUCH IN 3 MONTHS.
GO FIGURE?
I'LL STICK WITH CHEESE BURGERS,SMOKING AND CUSSING,WELL 2 OUT OF 3 CANT AFFORD TO SMOKE ANYMORE<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

PRESS TO TEST

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

Smoking will kill ya Goose.

NONE OF THAT YOUNG MAN!

"US Army Snipers- One shot, one kill"

hee hee hee. I learned to blow smoke rings from a cigar last weekend. I love hanging out with guys! They do all the fun stuff!<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

"See that green switch? Flip it down."