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Its always nice to come to a place where everyone else makes you appear sane.

Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one.

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Hey, Take that back!

I'm just as sane as the next man on this forum...

Ah, I see your point <img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>...



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

In Europe they have these things called Kinder eggs. They're chocolate eggs, and in each egg, there is a little plastic egg thingie that opens up with a little toy in it. You take the plastic egg, fill one half with water, the other with baking soda, put the egg back together, shake, toss and run. They explode after a few seconds (depends on how much baking soda is in it) and make a really loud pop noise. Also spreads a nasty white coating over everything that is VERY hard to get off.

Just cuz we're discussing naughty things: In a truck stop or rest stop, go into a stall next to someone, sit down and make grunting noises. Than drop a little orange or apple in with a loud "Plop!" ans sigh with relief. Or take a tissue, put some peanut butter on it and drop it on the floor under his stall and ask him to "please kick that back to me, I dropped it" <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Back in the '80's I had a tube mounted on the right forward footrest on my Honda 900. In the tube were 8 bottle rockets, each fuse was wired to a NiChrome wire that ran up a wiring harness to a box mounted inside the fairing. The box had a 12 position switch and a RED push button and a key safety, all wired to a quick-detach fusable link to the battery.

Pass someone on the highway at night (usually halloween) turn the switch to the next clock position, push the button, 2 seconds later, WHOOSH! The tube could be kick-aimed straight ahead, or to the right. The whole thing was mounted with wingnuts and could be dismounted and, er, "disposed of" in the event of an emergency, without stopping.

Firepower is good, but mobility is better.

There aren't any teenagers on this forum, are there?



Jesus said: "If you do not have a sword, go and buy one."


Edited by - 2drezq on Aug 04 2003 09:08 AM

Nope, no teenagers here!!! (I can't wait to try THAT one when I get my car!!!)

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

No poster tube. But in like, 1989-90, a future Marine Corps Sargeant. Lit a bottle rocket and shot it into an Ice Cream Truck, through the side window. <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

"There are itches only Special Forces can scratch"

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I was well known for blowing up the old fashioned enclosed telephone booth's with 1/4 sticks of dynamite to fund my misspent youth once upon a time. A 1/4 stick used to fit perfectly in the coin return slot. Seems that i had enough impact on Bell telephone that a new coin return slot was designed....cause suddenly the 1/4 sticks didn't fit. Tried M-80's(1/8 stick), but they didn't have the oomph to dislodge the coin return, just blew out all the glass.

LOL

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

ROTFLMAO <img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>...

<i>Reminds me when we used to lock ourselves in UK red phone boxes with lit firework rockets...</i>

I've got a .177 pre-charged air rifle, which can from the bench, punch a single hole at 25mtrs.

We used to take a round (.38 or 9mm) and put it in a plank of wood so the primer end was sticking out.

We then put it down range and cooked it off by hitting the primer with my air rifle. Obviously because the case wasn't constrained by a chamber you got a nice bang.

It wasn't long until we graduated to blowing up apples, potatoes, marrows etc. All good fun, but the end of the range was starting to look like a salad bar at a Pizza Hut.

So we scrapped the sh*t up and started to paint over the mess.

This got boring so we got a 10 litre can of whitewash hammered a 7.62 NATO round the round into the base of the can and set it off.

This didn't quite have the effect we where looking for (which was the Loony Tunes cartoons method of painting i.e. stick of dynamite in a paint can) and all the blast and paint went straight up.

It's a really good way of painting ceilings though…




"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

I wonder if I could hire myself out as a cieling painter using that methos. Only question is, would I make a profit, being that the explosives would be out of my money. $20 for explosives looks pretty bad on the receipt.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Wow, a 120mm shot gun!!

I've made potato guns. Basically 1.5" PVC pipe glued into a 3" to 1.5" PVC reducer glued to a 3" PVC elbow with a cap screwed on the bottom. Drill a hole in the side, glue in one of those lantern flints, let dry.

Then you put in a potato, stuff it in there with a broomstick or something like a muzzleloader, spray some flammable spray in the elbow, close it, aim, spin the flint, and watch it fire. One time I stood on a 100 ft. cliff and hit my mom's four-wheeler twice out of three shots from 200 ft.

flint?, how primative, they use gas BBQ pushbutton starters now LOLOL

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