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I'm kinda worried about the penetration a high-speed gerbil could achieve.

Add this to the fact they would not be picked up on any metal detectors and we could have a security risk.

I think possible target facilities should instigate rectal examinations to detect any terrorists packing rodents.

<i>I can feel the beer helping this thought process along…</i>

A possum could be used as a breaching round.

And if you can find anybody who can ram a skunk up their ass, Bingo, chemical enabled heavy projectiles…



<i>BTW, did you hear about the French couple trying to smuggle a live skunk out of the States?

When they realised their bags where going to be searched, the husband told his wife to shove the skunk down the front of her pants.

“But what about the smell?” she said,

“If it dies, it dies” replied her husband…</i>




"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

What is 75 grams in ounces?

Get me an ounce conversion, and i'll do that math for you bro.

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KF, if your posts didn't make me laugh my ass off i'd probably edit about half of them.

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75gms = 2.63oz



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Looks like I've got no chance of my horny young couple, Mazda MX5 sports car, rectal cramp and Fire Brigade story getting posted then...


"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

No, probably not....

Thanx for the conversion.( i have another source that says 2.65 ounces so i'll split the diff and go with 2.64)

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Edited by - m21 sniper on Nov 11 2003 02:59 AM

LOL, thought not...

BTW, here's a cracking site for conversions

http://www.onlineconversion.com/



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

A 75gram Gerbil @ 100fps(68.2mph) would deliver 25.7 Fpe of KE @ sea level.

LOL....more than enough to break thine nose.

Interestingly enough, at 1000fps(about .9 mach @ SL) the same gerbil would pack more wallop than a 12 gauge 1oz. 3" magnum rifled shotgun slug.

Gerbils probably have a lousy ballistic coefficient though.

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That’s some impressive ballistics, no chance of it over-penetrating either.

Other benefits include…

Bio-degradable
Self replicating
Possibility of training them to return to you if you miss the target
Soft and furry so you don’t f&*k your thumb up loading mags
Look cute so chicks will get into shooting too



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Edited by - 44hollowpoint on Nov 11 2003 03:46 AM

Hang on…

A Gerbil is a small approx. 50mm high desert rodent.

<font color=yellow><i>Iraq is mainly desert…</i></font id=yellow>

Rectal gases are generated when eating highly spiced foods and pulses.

<font color=yellow><i>What do the locals eat in Iraq?</i></font id=yellow>

I think we’ve just found what punched the hole in that Abrams… A 50mm ultra-high velocity Gerbil.

Did anybody notice any Iraqis mooning the M1 before it got whacked?

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"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

I know it shouldn't, but that last post makes we feel all warm and fuzzy <img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle>...

I'm ordering my headstone right now with the inscription,

"Tastelss but Funny"

It goes without saying that I'd love to hear the worst our forces are facing out there is gerbils.

Hope they all stay safe...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Excellent an opportunity to do what I like doing best...

Talking with complete authority about something I know sweet FA about <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...

The way I got sweet little psycho kitty as my avatar, was to upload that .jpg file to my internet homepage and then put the full url to that .jpg file on my profile page in the Avatar URL field.

Hope this works for you.

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

ROFLMAO!!!

You guys are crazy!! Thats why I´m here!!

Anyway, I´d like to hear about this one...
"Looks like I've got no chance of my horny young couple, Mazda MX5 sports car, rectal cramp and Fire Brigade story getting posted then..."




"You sank my scrabble-ship!"
-Homer, The Simpsons

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Two more member requests to hear the story, and i'll let him post it.

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The theory behind the gerbil is simple. The gerbil goes up gets hypoxic has seizure-walla a live vibrator.

Who thought of it first not that is a sick story?

Come on Boomer, where are you when I need you...

Get voting, I'm playing by the Moderators rules <img src=icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle>...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

You are all hopeless every one of you. That is why I hang out here. Discusting place. Just like old home week.

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson

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Um... have I posted on this thread?

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Come on Boomer, where are you when I need you...<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

ahem!

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I wanna hear the Mazda story!!
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Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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Edited by - boomer on Nov 11 2003 1:56 PM

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

I would also, I say, I would also like to hear this preposterous story

just tap me on the head when I've stayed too long

Snipe, sorry about this but I recon I’ve got the votes…

I was sat waiting for the then GF (now wife) to finish getting her hair cut and looking through the women’s mags lying round the salon, you never know, there was bound to be some underwear adverts or something. Anyway I came across the article in Cosmopolitan about the ‘anal insertion fetish’ and the sort of things people would happily pop where even roaches fear to go.

After discussing, pool balls, deodorant bottles, whisky tumblers and mountain bike handlebar grips the final piece was the Mazda story.

Basically a couple decided to get it on in a parking lot in this little Mazda. The fellow is somehow sitting astride the transmission tunnel with the women on top etc.

The lady then decides for a little extra fun, to pop the gear stick where the sun doesn’t shine (I'm still not sure if this is physically possible).

All is going well until she gets cramps and gets dog-knotted, there is no way they can then separate and things are getting seriously painful.

They start screaming for help and eventually some kids turn-up and after a good look are persuaded to phone the emergency services.

Apparently it took six calls before the response desk was convinced it wasn’t a hoax and then they decided to send a fire rescue / paramedic unit.

When the rescue guys got there they hard to cut the soft top of the car to extricate the couple.

You think that’s the worst bit…

Oh no. It was the lady’s husbands car, but the bloke she was banging wasn’t her husband…




"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."