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Whataya mean? You think I'd pay money out of my own pocket, and mail a Catherine Bell issue of Stuff to just anyone here?

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my dad pulled me out of school to tell me, but somehow I knew, I don't know how I knew I just knew. oh well it was painted puke green <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

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overthere? naw, we'll kill 'em from here.

As long as we're trashing female drivers,

Drive through ATM:





MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to
align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to
passenger seat to locate card.
5. Turn the radio down.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open the car door to allow easy access to
machine due to it's excessive distance from the vehicle.
8. Insert card.
9. Reinsert card the right way up.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your
PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check make up in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place
cash inside.
17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Recheck make-up again.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and
place card into the slot provided.
23. Restart stalled engine and pull away.
24. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
25. Release Parking Brake




Edited by - tritonal on Jan 21 2004 10:57 AM