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Hey, this ain't my thread, its .44's! I might have contributed much to it, but it ain't mine. However, I do agree that the politics discussions should stop and we should get back to the merriness of jokes and leather-clad women...

For jokes go here http://forum.a-10.org/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=3295. It's dam funny!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

BR,

Thanks for the hijacking post, but no worries, go for it... I'm just amazed that this post seems to be heading towards three figures on the replies..! Strange how much interest talk about leather clad, lesbian twins seems to generate... I wonder why..?

Seeing how it's <i>MY</i> <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle> thread, I can't get wasted for posting WAY off topic...

<b>Captain C</b>
A few years ago I saw a picture in a book of a battleship, a BIG battleship (that's as technical as I get) that had about 4 turrets of three guns each. They were all pointing in the same direction and looked like they had been fired at the same time.

The impressive bit was not the smoke and flame, which was pretty cool I admit <img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle>, but the dent in the water, that I'm assuming was made by the blast.

Have you or anybody else got a copy of this they could post?



I'll return the favour, by posting a seriously hot pus*y pic (trust me on this one <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>)




"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

It seems a good point was lost in that post. So who would the <b>Israeli</b> & the <b>Brit</b> on this board be cheering for.

The stuck up racist rich boys?

Or the rag-tag "inferior" group of "losers", in thier own words. That always seem to end up spanking them?

"Run Ev! Here comes Captain Collateral, the Friendly-Fire Bat!"

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Well, this <b>Israeli</b> would probably stand up for the <i>rag-tag "inferior" group of "losers", in thier own words. That always seem to end up spanking them</i>.

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"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

I'd say you chose wisely. Throwing down wise, these guy's thus far end up losing so bad...I'm not sure one IDF rookie would make a lick difference for them anyway.

But for whut its' worth, the IDF guy would probably be the last one on thier side to fall. <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Run Ev! Here comes Captain Collateral, the Friendly-Fire Bat!"

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I believe the picture you are talking about would be three turrets with three guns all firing at once. The Iowa is the picture I have. Some older BB's had four turrets (14") and three guns per turret like the Arizona (Pennsylvania class). I'm not sure off the top of my head if any of the others did but I don't think so, not with three guns per turret anyway. The Iowa picture is the only one I have seen like you describe.

<img src="http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/ships/battleships/iowa/ia-1984guns.gif" border=0>

Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Now you got to post that pus*y pic. I'm off to a day at the beach. Glorious fun! Sun, waves, water, and many scantily clad mambers of the opposite gender who just happen to be my age. Oh Joy!!!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

So many posts, so little time in the office to reply to them all <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...

First things first, I've got my dues to settle with Captain C. That's exactly the picture I remember. It's an awesome photo, It may even replace my current wallpaper.

So here's the seriously hot pus*y pic

<img src="http://www.fullyauto.demon.co.uk/kotek.jpg" border=0>

Come on, you weren't expecting anything else, were you? No shouting from the back BR... <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

I don't normally do politics, but seeing as someone's asked...

Not sure about what answer to give coming from an Island that has been both the 'stuck up racist rich boys' and 'the down trodden losers' at some point <img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

So let's substitute 'the down trodden losers' with 'brave partisans' and then they get my vote... <img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle>

But then again that's only my opinion. And you know what opinions and assholes have got in common?

Everybody's got to have one... <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

So back on topic...

BR, I take it you've got a digital camera. So take it to the beach and cheer us Brits up by showing us what sun tanned skin looks like <img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>




"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Back to the thread,

<i>Why it's cool to be a man...</i>

Because we don't get wound up over things.

We can have a bad day at work and not bring it home with us.

We know how one little mistake at the office can get blown up out of all proportion to how serious it was...

<img src="http://www.fullyauto.demon.co.uk/LostJob.jpg" border=0>

Can't see what they got so wound up about...

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"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Nope, I actually DON'T have a digital camera, and even if I did, I wouldn't take it to the beach with all the sand. And even if I did, I doubt I would share the pics with you guys here.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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Nope, I actually DON'T have a digital camera, and even if I did, I wouldn't take it to the beach with all the sand. And even if I did, I doubt I would share the pics with you guys here.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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Wish I was there. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> Among other things, can't help but wonder how tan I'd get at a beach in Israel. Around here in the summer, my skin gets darker than a never untrustworthy partner in crimes is, who happens to be half black.

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Interesting sidenote to that 'Ross. His mom is white, jewish, and that his favored religion too. inspired a possible future quote from me:

"Yeah I'm a Muslim, so whut? Got a problem with it, talk to my complaint department. The Black guy over there wearing the Star of David pendant."

P.s. As I told Horrido about the part my complaint department played in the Prep stomping. Took a BB gun, lined up a shot with one of these guy's backside. Right before he fired, the guy giving him a ride, when they saw the intended target, beeped his horn. Preppie turned, and got plinked in the... <img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>

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"Run Ev! Here comes Captain Collateral, the Friendly-Fire Bat!"

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I'm not quite sure what you were saying in that note, but the complaint department and the BB story were funny.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Wishing I was at the beach in Israel. Saying my skin gets darker than a half black-half Jewish friend of mine, around here/wondering how dark a tan I could get in the Mid-east.

And jokingly saying he's the guy to go complain too if you want to spew some Anti-Muslim crap my way.

I've a history of just ignoring ignorant stuff like that, while HE has a history of jumping down someone's throat if the talk trash about me. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Run Ev! Here comes Captain Collateral, the Friendly-Fire Bat!"

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA in JULY WHEN...


1. The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
2. The trees are whistling for the dogs.
3. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
4. Hot water now comes out of both taps.
5. You can make sun tea instantly.
6. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
7. The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
8. You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
9. You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
10. You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
11. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
12. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
13. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
14. The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
15. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
16. The cows are giving evaporated milk.

It was only 104 here today..... It's supposed to be 107 tomorrow....

Sorry, no pictures of tanned bodies. They go from rare to extra crispy in about 30 seconds out here......


Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

IMPORTANT NEW INFORMATION...

Going way, way back to near the start of this thread. There was some concern that going for twin sisters might be a bit 'icky'...

After extensive research, well, reading through my back issues of FHM, the September 2002 issue to be precise. I discovered they carried out a Global Sex Survey...

It turns out that 'Sex with twin sisters' at 37% (40% in the UK only) is the most common male fantasy. This was followed at 24% by 'Sex with a celebrity'.
'Sex with an animal' got 0%, which means not many folk from Norfolk, UK read FHM...

The good news is, my conscience is now clear and I can go and sleep with the lesbian twins that have been pestering me for sex for the last 3 months...



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

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The good news is, my conscience is now clear and I can go and sleep with the lesbian twins that have been pestering me for sex for the last 3 months...



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."
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Waiting for a sleeping pill to kick in? Or would you prefer the express route? Frying pan to the head. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Run Ev! Here comes Captain Collateral, the Friendly-Fire Bat!"

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Yeah, but first you got to be allowed to go up there, which currently, you aren't. Besides, even if you were, they wouldn't let the ping-pong balls on.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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How about dangling the first Pal that annoyed me, by his feet over the edge of the Wailing Wall? Promise not to drop him and make a mess...

"Run Ev! Here comes Captain Collateral, the Friendly-Fire Bat!"

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I dunno. I assume that would be ok. But it would be kind of hard to find a Pal over there. The people in the Muslim quarter don't consider themselves Pal's, they're just Muslims. Some of them are actually extremely pro-Israel.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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I dunno. I assume that would be ok. But it would be kind of hard to find a Pal over there. The people in the Muslim quarter don't consider themselves Pal's, they're just Muslims. Some of them are actually extremely pro-Israel.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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Thats ok. Just need to find one who starts with me. <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

"I <b>don't</b> dial 911. I <b>do</b> aim M-16"

"But Sgt.Goose was the bomb in that Devil Dance video."

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Go ahead! I might even join you...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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Go ahead! I might even join you...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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Gotcha.

Under direct orders of the Israeli Defense Forces. The first Arab to step to permit holder and threaten or somehow insult the permit holder at Al-Aqsa Mosque. Shall shoved, punched, dragged, kicked, and/or any combo of those four, to the top of the Western Wall.

Punches, kicks, nerve complexes and/or pressure points applied will continue to be used during, and in case of any need to ask a bystander directions to the Western Wall.

Then dangled over the Western Wall <u>by one foot</u> In case any single member of the Israeli Defense Forces/Mossad/Likud party wish to assist, by grabbing the other foot.

^^^According to PakDef. That'd be an obligation printed on an Israeli permit to visit Temple Mount. Gotta love how <i>they</i> are always saying how evil Israel is.



"I <b>don't</b> dial 911. I <b>do</b> aim M-16"

"But Sgt.Goose was the bomb in that Devil Dance video."



Edited by - Lunatock on Jun 29 2003 6:14 PM

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BR,

Help me out here.

What are you and Lunatock going on about when talking about arabs and the Wailing Wall. I know about the situation in that part of the world I'm just trying to pick up on your thread...



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

'Tock is planning to invade Israel, hang out at the beaches, scope out babes, attempt to join the IDF, try to run his own sting operation and bring to the arrest of several Palestinian terrorists, and along the way he's going to dangle some poor Arab by one foot over the Western Wall.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Gotcha,

Nothing very important then...




"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Nope, your usual road-trip. Except with a litle less chance of fatalities on this one <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI