LOL, that's some funny shtuff.
<b>There are two kinds of soldiers.
Snipers...and targets.</b>
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| Author: | a10stress [ 13 Dec 2005, 10:00 ] |
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<i>Apparently, membership in the "Mile High" club is exclusive. Can the crew of the airplane be accused of discrimination?</i> http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/story ... 23,00.html <b>Couple arrested for 'sex rage'</b> December 10, 2005 THEY were jetting off for a holiday in Kingston, Jamaica, and the drinks flowed freely during the ten-hour flight. Intoxicated, the couple, who were seated in business class, decided to submit their membership for the 'mile-high club' in one of the toilets. But the British Airways flight staff became suspicious after hearing cries of passion from the loo, and the randy couple was ordered to stop and return to their seats. Randy quickly turned into angry. Stunned passengers watched in horror as the couple fought with flight staff. A passenger told The Sun: 'They were asked politely to return to their seats but went ballistic. They were shouting vile abuse and spitting at staff.' Another said: 'The captain tried to calm them down but they were just as abusive to him.' And despite being restrained with plastic handcuffs, the pilot decided he had no choice but to divert the 777 jet to Bermuda. The couple, who were booked on a two-week holiday, were held by police in Bermuda and put on a flight back to Gatwick yesterday. Now the duo, from Luton, Beds, have been arrested and face being charged with air rage. They may also have to bear the 20,000 ($58,950) cost of diverting the plane Ninety percent of the game is half mental. |
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| Author: | boomer [ 13 Dec 2005, 12:14 ] |
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Well you cant serve booze and expect folks to behave themselves. A 9mm MAY expand, but a 45 will NEVER shrink! |
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| Author: | Dutchy [ 13 Dec 2005, 13:16 ] |
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Mostly are to drunk to f**k. This is better than a hijack. Salute Dutchy ------------------------ Termites do it in the dark! (47FS Barksdale afb) |
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| Author: | fenderstrat72 [ 13 Dec 2005, 14:36 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>This is better than a hijack. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Truer words have never been spoken brother. Fender "A woman drove me to drink and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her". W.C. Fields |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 14 Dec 2005, 16:45 ] |
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LOL, that's some funny shtuff.
<b>There are two kinds of soldiers. Snipers...and targets.</b> <img src="http://www.creedmoorsports.com/images/SA9121-M21.JPG" border=0> |
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 15 Dec 2005, 05:37 ] |
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There's something wierd about this mile high thing. Unless you can swing to a private cabin up top of a 747, the only place you can get away with a full on screw is the toilets. Every airplane toilet I've every been in (and that's lierally hundreds) has been in such a filthy state that I can't imagine anybody finding it conducive to a little 'love action' <img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle>... But I supposed it's different stroke for different folks. You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky... |
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