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Having a rough day?

Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.

The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world,".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See, you're smiling already.

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"

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Ignorance may be bliss, but it sure ain't fun!

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Evil is evil, no matter how small.

mine is faster:
1:Eat Oreos
2:Watch The Three Stooges or any TV show with stuff blowing up <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

A 45 has a muzzle.
A 9mm has a bullet vent.

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It can not be as satisfying as kicking the dog, telling off telemarketers and taking away my daughter's cell phone, but I'll give it a try.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

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sounds good. Since I dont have a dog or a daughter, all that´s left are those telemarketers...
44 had a nice way to deal with them...

"Did you know? You can use your old motor oil to fertilize your lawn! -- Environmental Protection Agency."

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