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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 25 Jan 2006, 14:14 ] |
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MATHEMATICAL VIEWPOINT This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" |
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| Author: | boomer [ 25 Jan 2006, 16:55 ] |
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Any look at managment would tell you THAT lol good stuff RG. A 45 has a muzzle. A 9mm has a bullet vent. |
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| Author: | TheBigThug [ 25 Jan 2006, 17:50 ] |
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Funny i posted this 3 years ago on here! "The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see their near and dear bathed in tears, to ride their horses and sleep on the white bellies of their wives and daughters." -Genghis Khan |
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| Author: | gifted [ 25 Jan 2006, 18:15 ] |
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A-S-S-K-I-C-K-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+3+19+9+14+7=111% Not as far as kissing, but I still have steel toe boots somewhere! Besides, we all know a plane with that number that did alot of kicking. Ignorance may be bliss, but it sure ain't fun! Edited by - gifted on Jan 25 2006 5:16 PM |
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| Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 25 Jan 2006, 19:47 ] |
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I always gave them "110%" at the plant Monday - 10% because its Monday Tuesday- 20% getting into the Mode again Wednesday- 50% "Hump Day" doing more than twice the day before Thursday- 20% Tired from the day before Friday - 10% Waiting for the weekend and giving that extra "10%" Total 110% Goose They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin, (1706 - 1790) |
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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 25 Jan 2006, 21:11 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Funny i posted this 3 years ago on here! <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> oh no, i'm following in Thugs footsteps! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" |
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| Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 26 Jan 2006, 17:24 ] |
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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> Goose They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin, (1706 - 1790) |
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| Author: | TheBigThug [ 26 Jan 2006, 19:57 ] |
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..LOL a Thugette "The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see their near and dear bathed in tears, to ride their horses and sleep on the white bellies of their wives and daughters." -Genghis Khan |
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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 26 Jan 2006, 23:00 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>LOL a Thugette <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> scary isn't it <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" |
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