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MATHEMATICAL VIEWPOINT


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top



"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"

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Any look at managment would tell you THAT lol good stuff RG.

A 45 has a muzzle.
A 9mm has a bullet vent.

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Funny i posted this 3 years ago on here!

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see their near and dear bathed in tears, to ride their horses and sleep on the white bellies of their wives and daughters."
-Genghis Khan

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\"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. \"

George S. Patton

A-S-S-K-I-C-K-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+3+19+9+14+7=111%

Not as far as kissing, but I still have steel toe boots somewhere! Besides, we all know a plane with that number that did alot of kicking.

Ignorance may be bliss, but it sure ain't fun!

Edited by - gifted on Jan 25 2006 5:16 PM

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Evil is evil, no matter how small.

I always gave them "110%" at the plant

Monday - 10% because its Monday
Tuesday- 20% getting into the Mode again
Wednesday- 50% "Hump Day" doing more than twice the day before
Thursday- 20% Tired from the day before
Friday - 10% Waiting for the weekend and giving that extra "10%"
Total 110%

Goose

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin,
(1706 - 1790)

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

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oh no, i'm following in Thugs footsteps! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"

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\"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"

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Goose

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin,
(1706 - 1790)

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

..LOL a Thugette

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see their near and dear bathed in tears, to ride their horses and sleep on the white bellies of their wives and daughters."
-Genghis Khan

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\"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. \"

George S. Patton

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>LOL a Thugette <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

scary isn't it <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"

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\"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"