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Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 19 Jun 2006, 17:40 ]
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Well since noones really been around so its time for
"SANTA GOOSE" to appear.

Hummmmm? What to get the Nice little Hoglets this year for the Holidays, No BR you dont get 12 gifts"

"Well I know Boomer would like a new 50.cal Rifle for those
"Field Rats"<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
"Snipe probably a new "Baby" I'm sure he's got his eyes on one to REPO"<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>
Racegal the samething a "Fancy New Muscle Car"
That's probably the main thing around here except some of the
Hoglets need some "$$$$$$$$"
I wonder if I sound the North Pond on e-Bay that would be enough????
"NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" cant do thE NP"

Maybe I can use my "SANTA GOOSE POWERS" and pick the Mega Millions winner when it hits "$500,000,000 PROBABLY THIS YEAR and we would all have a "BIG PARTY" Plus you got to give out some "CASH!"
iN THOSE PUZZLE BOXES"
That'll drive Luna over the edge <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

I dont know give me some ideas,the JC Pennys catolog will be out probabvly next week<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>


But for those "BAD LITTLE TROLLS"
Hummmmmmm? Lawn Dart, Nope, Airbuss Tanker????????" I dont have a clue chime in .


SANTA GOOSE

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin,
(1706 - 1790)

Author:  Hawg166 [ 19 Jun 2006, 18:04 ]
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I'dike enough money to pay my electric bills this summer.

"By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a peerage or Westminster Abbey !" Nelson the Immortal Memory

Author:  boomer [ 19 Jun 2006, 23:37 ]
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I'd like enough money to pay Hawg166's electric bill too <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>
Anything from the Brownells or Natchez catalogs would be just fine ( I'm thinking of setting up direct deposit of my paycheck to them <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> )

A 45 has a muzzle.
A 9mm has a bullet vent.

Author:  30mike-mike [ 20 Jun 2006, 05:21 ]
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SiG's new 556 &/or their Combat 220.<img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
That's <i>after</i> you bring all the troops home from harm's way.

The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security.
Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway.

Author:  Weasel_80-204 [ 20 Jun 2006, 06:59 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
That's <i>after</i> you bring all the troops home from harm's way.<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Here Here!!!

I'd like some camo onesies for DeLainee. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

You might be a "Bulldog" if: You bend over and grab your ankles when you hear: "EXERCISE, EXERCISE, EXERCISE!"

Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 20 Jun 2006, 10:25 ]
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"I wish I could bring "PEACE ON EARTH " out of my "AOR"
Billy, I'll see what I can do,maybe make a few months "Disappear"

I got my Propane Contract already for the winter this year<img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dissapprove.gif border=0 align=middle>
normally not until August but it went up .40 a gal.
Still cheaper then Natural Gas. I contracted 750 gallons last year and was charged for only 496 gallons but I started the winter the first Fill-up wasnt until mid Dec at 40% in tank,(Last filled the March before) They hit me again in Feb tank at 50%(just to kill his time) then they tried and "JAM ALL HE COULD" in the final day of my contract and only could get in 95 gals.
So I did some figuring what I used last year,The Dryer and Stove, then figured out this years with New Furnace, plus it being "Half ass warm" But alot of Below zero Windchills etc...
It only took 379 gallons actually to run my furance for 8 months.

So it paid for its self (not all of it) but some last year.
Now the Question is how will the AC be?
They put new meters on so now our bill is "Real time" not a month behind and their spreading that out over 6 months,but CJ just made the Double payment so I'm waiting till the 1st.
We usual run last year at $190-$210) but thats 3 buildings plus an extra Frig and Freezer and we have Damn electric hot water heater<img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_cussing.gif border=0 align=middle>I want it GONE!.

But I cant even think what you Guys up North pay for Power<img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>

I'm telling you Billy when 166 goes to ARK you need to follow,Cheaper,Cleaner, and more FISHING <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>


Goose

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin,
(1706 - 1790)

Author:  Cajun [ 20 Jun 2006, 16:30 ]
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How about a hog strafing run on Osama and his friends.<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/icon_hog.gif border=0 align=middle>

Author:  fenderstrat72 [ 21 Jun 2006, 09:09 ]
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Goose I could use a set of Vance & Hines pipes for my scooter.

Fender

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it."
George Bernard Shaw

Author:  engineguy [ 21 Jun 2006, 12:05 ]
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A Harley Davidson Sportster 1200 Low for me please Santa Goose.

"Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget, in time, that men have died to win them."
Franklin Deleano Roosevelt

Author:  MrMudd [ 21 Jun 2006, 16:37 ]
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A Bottle of Jack Daniels, Hydroxycut and a herc Load of porn.......



"I was a Hero once. Now i just fuck with people on the Internet"

Author:  fenderstrat72 [ 21 Jun 2006, 19:09 ]
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MUDDY, welcome back old friend!

Fender

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it."
George Bernard Shaw

Author:  gifted [ 21 Jun 2006, 20:43 ]
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I'll just take some food and water storage thank you. Unless you can hook me up with some of this:
http://www.nftech.com/products.html

Ignorance may be bliss, but it sure ain't fun!

Author:  boomer [ 22 Jun 2006, 00:05 ]
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Well first off if anyone is trying to sell you "bird fur" you run the other way lol!

A 45 has a muzzle.
A 9mm has a bullet vent.

Author:  30mike-mike [ 22 Jun 2006, 05:20 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>MUDDY, welcome back...<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> +1

I was just thinking yesterday that Mudd was conspicuous by his absence.

The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security.
Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway.

Author:  Racegal8 [ 22 Jun 2006, 07:45 ]
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Wow Mudd sounds like a fun weekend you have planned with your gifts! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

The hot new muscle car idea sounds GREAT to me Goose.....except can we make it run on something other then fuel? My gto already eats like $48 every 10 days.....its getting depressing, but the people at VISA love me!

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"

Author:  wayne2010 [ 22 Jun 2006, 20:27 ]
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Talk about the price of gas and the fact that my ’68 Shelby GT500KR only gets about 5 miles per gallons that is the main reason it is in the shop getting the brakes worked on. I had let it set up so long that the brake pedal now will not retune when pressed to the floor. I still have brakes but I have to put my foot behind the pedal to make it move back to the top position. Well the guy at the shop says he will get to it tomorrow, which is now the sixth day they have had the car. I think the only reason they are keeping it so long is that people stop just to walk around the car and some stay to get their oil changed. LOL….
Man time flies I remember when I fist bought the car gas was only 28 cents per gallon for 102 octane and that 428 would hit 70 in first at 7000 rpm. I have never seen what fourth could do. Now all I do is wash and wax it and take it to car shows. Seeing have fast it will go is in the past.

Author:  Racegal8 [ 22 Jun 2006, 21:25 ]
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hmmm i'm thinking you should post pics of that in the motorsports section...i'd love to see the car! :)

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"

Author:  Lunatock [ 23 Jun 2006, 11:36 ]
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A digital camera capable to capturing photographs of lightning bolts. Instead of my current one being a little too slow and only getting pics of a weird power surge from a floodlight across the street.



<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/Lunatock/Lightning002.jpg" border=0>

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/Lunatock/Lightning003.jpg" border=0>

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/Lunatock/Lititz%20250th/5-1-06090.jpg" border=0>

Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 23 Jun 2006, 12:47 ]
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I guess what it sounds like everyone needs a
"GOOD OL'WHITE LIGHTING STILL"
http://www.ethanolstill.com/ Take care of alot of problems!
Hey Mr Mudd hows SW treating you?
Gifted what is that all about,I'm lost "Little Hoglet"?

Fender, I saw your "Patriot Guard " today in Watseka Il when I went into town. They were stopped taking a breal it looked like.
I had to go by and give them a "HONK HONK" ON THE HORN AND A BIG

<img src=newicons/smiley_salute.gif border=0 align=middle> That sure is a great thing they do!

I think I'll just have to those "RADICAL FAR RIGHT/LEFTY HIDING BEHIND GOD's name SCUMBAGS" that protest these Brave Men and Women who have gave their life serving this country FUNNERALS A SPECIAL
"SANTA GOOSE" BAD BOYS AND GIRLS GIFT"<img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle>

An all paid expense Trip to TORA BORA so they can hang out with
"Binny and Al-Cowards Band" for a concert they NEVER FORGET<img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"FRED ,BARNEY TO THE "GATTLIN GOOSE SLED" WE'RE HEADING BACK TO AFGANNY LAND AGAIN!-and make sure we have the FLIPS for NORTH KOREA, we'll do an Airshow ALONG THE WAY over that Launch Pad they'll never forget !"


<img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_furious.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

Santa Goose

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin,
(1706 - 1790)





Edited by - sgtgoose1 on Jun 23 2006 11:51

Author:  gifted [ 23 Jun 2006, 17:44 ]
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I'm on the right. Not bad for a first suit, but I'm going to work on version 2 soon. It'll be much better.<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/kunkmeister/withanothercollie.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>

Ignorance may be bliss, but it sure ain't fun!

Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 23 Jun 2006, 20:50 ]
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Ok, now I'm really <img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle>CONFUSED Why are you making "DOG SUITS?"
Have I've been sleeping or something?

Gifted I'm starting to have a "FLASH BACK" To a CSI show.

Tell me Please.

Goose

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin,
(1706 - 1790)

Author:  gifted [ 23 Jun 2006, 23:23 ]
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I'm not so good at explaining complicated things like this. Fir starters, while I haven't seen the episode everyone talks about, they seem to have gotten alot wrong. Probably best to take a look at the Anthrocon site:
http://www.anthrocon.org/

Ignorance may be bliss, but it sure ain't fun!

Author:  boomer [ 23 Jun 2006, 23:27 ]
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ROFLMAOOOOOO
Goose as I recall it's like a club or hobby sort of thing, I dont get it, but I dont have to. To each his/her own.

A 45 has a muzzle.
A 9mm has a bullet vent.

Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 24 Jun 2006, 15:54 ]
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Now I understand, I read thru the site, Sounds like just another "Group or Club" that loves animals and dresses as them for their meetings. Like the Many other groups out their with their uniforms ,hats and "Secert's".

Now I get it and I guess the Wife will want an Allpaca now so she can furnish "Material for your customes".

Boomer, What can I say I'm a "PO-DUNK" <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

Santa Goose

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin,
(1706 - 1790)

Author:  HogSnort [ 24 Jun 2006, 16:30 ]
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Goose,

Now that I am in farm land I sorta feel "Po-Dunk" with ya man!
I saw you posted something about Watseka in another thread. I am like 45 miles from there now. Moved from Memphis area to close to Pontiac at 1st of June.

20 minute ride to get milk or gas.......after 18 years in Vegas seems a little weird!

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