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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 09 Aug 2006, 20:19 ] |
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Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and g ave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she Had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us." "My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?" The little girl replied, "I will if those ass holes at Home Depot ever deliver the fucking sheetrock..." Kind of brings a tear to the eye. "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" |
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| Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 09 Aug 2006, 21:43 ] |
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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> Damn Got me On that One! Goose I know now for a FACT that Truth is Stranger than Fiction and IT CAN ALWAYS BE WORST! |
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| Author: | fenderstrat72 [ 10 Aug 2006, 06:07 ] |
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OMG, that girl is going to be a pistol when she grows up. Sheetrock indeed.<img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> Fender "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." George Bernard Shaw |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 10 Aug 2006, 07:01 ] |
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Nailed me, too!<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security. Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway. |
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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 10 Aug 2006, 19:51 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> OMG, that girl is going to be a pistol when she grows up <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> I already am fender.....oops you meant the girl in the joke huh? <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 10 Aug 2006, 21:25 ] |
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LOL, i love 30 mike mikes avatar! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/OnTheJobEnhanced.jpg" border=0> <b>"One post, One Kill".</b> |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 11 Aug 2006, 21:11 ] |
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Thanks, Snipe. Boomer deserves a round of applause for his help.<img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle> The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security. Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway. |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 11 Aug 2006, 21:18 ] |
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Well it's nice to know that for once he's earned something besides a swift kick in the ass for his artistic troubles. LOLOLOL... 
Looks great. <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/OnTheJobEnhanced.jpg" border=0> <b>"One post, One Kill".</b> |
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| Author: | boomer [ 12 Aug 2006, 22:48 ] |
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lol Brownells calls me Aaron Burr cause the way I'm droppin Hamilton$ |
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