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Author:  44hollowpoint [ 03 Sep 2006, 15:27 ]
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Apparently according to Mrs HP, I have a gutter mouth.

I have a dental check up tomorrow and because of this Mrs HP told me not to eat the garlic and chilli crisps I was opening because "it would make my breath smell bad for the dentist"

My reply was...

"Seeing how he charges £100 for 30 minutes work, I'd expect him to look in my mouth after I'd just blown a goat"


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Edited by - 44hollowpoint on Sep 03 2006 14:28
Author:  HogSnort [ 03 Sep 2006, 15:36 ]
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I'd expect him to look in my mouth after I'd just blown a goat"



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Author:  boomer [ 03 Sep 2006, 15:47 ]
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There's a joke about British teeth in there somewhere <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

Just cross out "machine gun" and write in "pizza"
Author:  M21 Sniper [ 03 Sep 2006, 16:26 ]
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The United Kingdom...where the men are men, and the goats don't sleep.

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Author:  boomer [ 03 Sep 2006, 21:17 ]
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Why do Scotsmen ( like myself ) wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers <img src=newicons/anim_bow.gif border=0 align=middle>

Just cross out "machine gun" and write in "pizza"
Author:  Hawg166 [ 03 Sep 2006, 21:24 ]
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Yes the Highlands where men are men and sheep are scared.

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Author:  gifted [ 04 Sep 2006, 00:16 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Because sheep can hear zippers <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>The T-shirts/buperstickers I've seen mention doing so at 300 yards.

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Author:  HogDog [ 05 Sep 2006, 10:19 ]
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So, which is worse? Guttermouth or Goatmouth? <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

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