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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 20 Sep 2006, 23:44 ] |
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Anytime the word france<img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> is used on this forum it must be uncapitalized, and be followed by either<img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle>or<img src=newicons/anim_puke.gif border=0 align=middle>. Thank you for your compliance. The Management. <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/RecoverAgentWIDEsmall.jpg" border=0> <font color=yellow><i><b>"One way or another, your car is coming with me."</b></i></font id=yellow> |
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| Author: | HogDog [ 20 Sep 2006, 23:52 ] |
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whew!! I thought you were going to restrict the word F%#*!! That was close Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a GAU-8A at your side, kid...--Hawg Solo |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 21 Sep 2006, 06:23 ] |
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Actually, I believe they can be used interchangably, as an insult. The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security. Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway. |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 21 Sep 2006, 07:22 ] |
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Indeed, i had considered eliminating the use of the "f" word Hogdog, but alas, sometimes the word france<img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> just has to be used. Such as when discussing cowards, how to properly surrender, things of that nature. <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/RecoverAgentWIDEsmall.jpg" border=0> <font color=yellow><i><b>"One way or another, your car is coming with me."</b></i></font id=yellow> |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 21 Sep 2006, 08:59 ] |
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Like this: The British have reacted to the recent terrorism alerts by raising their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been recategorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level, was during the great fire of London in 1666. Also, the french <img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in france <img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed france's <img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and french <img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday, as is customary, and the only threat they are really worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels, which might cause their entire economy to collapse. The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security. Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway. |
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| Author: | Stinger [ 21 Sep 2006, 10:39 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Indeed, i had considered eliminating the use of the "f" word Hogdog, but alas, sometimes the word france<img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> just has to be used. Such as when discussing cowards, how to properly surrender, things of that nature. <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/RecoverAgentWIDEsmall.jpg" border=0> <font color=yellow><i><b>"One way or another, your car is coming with me."</b></i></font id=yellow> <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>the proper way to drop your rifle (so that it doesn't accidently discharge and cause those to whom you're surrendering to shoot you) "One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up" <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v60/jollyrogerspaintball/cup.gif" border=0> |
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| Author: | Skuz9c1 [ 21 Sep 2006, 16:30 ] |
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hmm, i wonder if you type "french<img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> military victories" into google, it still comes back with no matches. also, i remember this vividly. this was before the iraq war started, i was watching Fake (Fox) News and they had Donald Trump on the phone, he gets asked about france<img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> and he says: "Well the french<img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> never like us unless were bailing them out" i never laughed so hard. |
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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 21 Sep 2006, 20:27 ] |
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got it, i'll keep that in mind if i am ever to use that horrible word! "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" |
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| Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 22 Sep 2006, 06:46 ] |
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Skuz9c1, <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> "The Fake(Fox)News<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>. France<img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle>all I can say is I'm glad Some of the <img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle>French were smart enough to go to the New World and settle in Canada. I'm Canadian decent, I just leave out the <img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle>French word. But not all French<img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> were bad or cowards, some helped us VERY MUCH during the War of Independance, plus the "Marque"(?) (the underground )helped the US in WW2. The F-Forgien Legion was some "Bad MO-FO's during the Gulf,we were around them alot, but then again when a Country has to "HIRE" an Army(those who are running from the law,rejects etc..not to be confused with an All Volunteer military) to fight for them around the World that has a <img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle> strange sound, but You got to Respect those Guys. So they did during ALL THOSE YEARS have a "Few" that covered for the rest. But today's French<img src=newicons/anim_puke.gif border=0 align=middle>Dont have a CLUE. disclaimer: The Statement that was made is the writers own and not Necessarily those of the Management of this board. Goose I know now for a FACT that Truth is Stranger than Fiction and IT CAN ALWAYS BE WORST! Edited by - sgtgoose1 on Sep 22 2006 05:48 |
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| Author: | HogDog [ 22 Sep 2006, 21:12 ] |
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<img src=newicons/anim_bs.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=newicons/anim_bs.gif border=0 align=middle> He used capital F's!! <img src=newicons/bounce.gif border=0 align=middle> He used capital F's!! <img src=newicons/anim_bs.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=newicons/anim_bs.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> Go gettum Snipe!!! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a GAU-8A at your side, kid...--Hawg Solo |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 23 Sep 2006, 00:42 ] |
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Goooooose...of all people....capital F's?!?! <img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle> Hehe. <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/RecoverAgentWIDEsmall.jpg" border=0> <font color=yellow><i><b>"One way or another, your car is coming with me."</b></i></font id=yellow> |
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| Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 23 Sep 2006, 10:40 ] |
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My <img src=icon_smile_dissapprove.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dissapprove.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle> Hey I put a Disclaimer on it<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> My fault I wont put Capitol "F's no more of the "F" WORD <img src=icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> Goose LIVE FREE OR DIE! |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 23 Sep 2006, 19:44 ] |
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Righteous bust, hogdog!<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security. Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway. |
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| Author: | Edgeplay_cgo [ 24 Sep 2006, 19:30 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>He used capital F's!! <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> <img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-1/1138824/bigeyes.gif " border=0> <img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-1/1138824/whip.gif" border=0> I always liked the quote by Schwartzkopf(?) "Going to war without france <img src=newicons/anim_puke.gif border=0 align=middle> is like going deer hunting without your accordian." - Dennis -- Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. -Sir Winston Churchill[url][/url]<img src="" border=0><img src="" border=0> Edited by - Edgeplay_cgo on Sep 24 2006 18:33 |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 24 Sep 2006, 20:58 ] |
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/RecoverAgentWIDEsmall.jpg" border=0> <font color=yellow><i><b>"One way or another, your car is coming with me."</b></i></font id=yellow> |
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| Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 25 Sep 2006, 11:02 ] |
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Just remember "I'M"watching. Goose made a mistake, but rubbing it in might cost you in 90 days <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> "Ok Barney GET OUT THE LIST!" SG LIVE FREE OR DIE! |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 25 Sep 2006, 11:39 ] |
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"Here comes Santa Goose, Here comes Santa Goose, Right down Santa Goose Lane..."<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security. Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway. |
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| Author: | Edgeplay_cgo [ 25 Sep 2006, 20:05 ] |
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I had lunch today in a sandwich joint. They had a sign on the wall, "Our bread is so [f]rench<img src=newicons/anim_puke.gif border=0 align=middle>, it needs to be liberated." - Dennis -- Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. -Sir Winston Churchill |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 26 Sep 2006, 01:31 ] |
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LOL! <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/RecoverAgentWIDEsmall.jpg" border=0> <font color=yellow><i><b>"One way or another, your car is coming with me."</b></i></font id=yellow> |
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| Author: | TheBigThug [ 26 Sep 2006, 17:48 ] |
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<font size=6> FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! </font id=size6> The Exwives lawyer couldnt make it to court from all the way "french<img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> Canada" Lets see, I swap Flights, Hussle and bustle my way through management at the airline to be "Brown noser Stick Actuator of the centuary" so I can get time away for Court in Utah. I fly from Sidney Austrailia ( one of which i wasnt the Cargo). This shit has gone on for 2 months! the airine is going to love this...another continuance for 2 weeks from now. So heres my <font size=6>FUCK</font id=size6> Contribution to this Thread. "The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see their near and dear bathed in tears, to ride their horses and sleep on the white bellies of their wives and daughters." -Genghis Khan Edited by - thebigthug on Sep 26 2006 16:49 Edited by - thebigthug on Sep 26 2006 16:50 |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 27 Sep 2006, 05:20 ] |
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At least he spelled french<img src=newicons/spit.gif border=0 align=middle> properly. now, if we can just get him to let go of his anger and frustration... The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security. Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway. |
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| Author: | engineguy [ 27 Sep 2006, 08:11 ] |
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I feel your pain there Thug. After 7 months of fighting and bickering, I finally got the wife to agree to sign the big D papers today. Got an e-mail from her last night saying she's having second thoughts. I said she'd better be there with a new pen or I'd get someone to serve her the papers. Maybe I could get Snipe to do it. Now wouldn't it freak her out if HE showed up on her doorstep in full repo gear? I'd hide in the bushes to see that. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 27 Sep 2006, 09:01 ] |
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"I'm here to repo your former husband's life." (With lots of flashing lights...on a party bus!)<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle> The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security. Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway. |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 27 Sep 2006, 09:02 ] |
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Heh, where do you live E-guy? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/RecoverAgentWIDEsmall.jpg" border=0> <font color=yellow><i><b>"One way or another, your car is coming with me."</b></i></font id=yellow> |
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| Author: | engineguy [ 27 Sep 2006, 10:20 ] |
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Colorado, Snipe. If I did need you I'd even pay the airfare to get you here. Just want out of a bad situation. Will know at 3:00 today if she's serious about signing. |
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