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| Author: | mattlott [ 14 Nov 2006, 19:29 ] |
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A couple's ill-concealed sexual play aboard a Southwest Airlines flight from Los Angeles got them charged with violating the Patriot Act, intended for terrorist acts, and could land them in jail for 20 years. According to their indictment, Carl Persing and Dawn Sewell were allegedly snuggling and kissing inappropriately, "making other passengers uncomfortable," when a flight attendant asked them to stop. "Persing was observed nuzzling or kissing Sewell on the neck, and ... with his face pressed against Sewell's vaginal area. During these actions, Sewell was observed smiling," reads the indictment filed by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. On a second warning from the flight attendant, Persing snapped back threatening the flight attendant with "serious consequences" if he did not leave them alone. The comment was enough to have the couple, both in their early 40s, arrested when the plane reached its destination in Raleigh, North Carolina, and charged with obstructing a flight attendant and with criminal association. They have been placed under legal surveillance until their trial on February 5. If found guilty, they both could be sent to jail for up to 20 years. Persing's lawyer William Peregoy said his client was not feeling well when he placed his head on his companion's lap, and that he only threatened the flight attendant with reporting him to his superiors on landing. |
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| Author: | boomer [ 15 Nov 2006, 00:57 ] |
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Good, that's what the bathroom is for. "Fitz" is the tits! Brownells calls me Aaron Burr cause the way I'm droppin Hamilton$ |
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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 15 Nov 2006, 07:53 ] |
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my thoughts exactly! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 15 Nov 2006, 10:57 ] |
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Ridiculous. <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/m21sniper/RecoverAgentWIDEsmall.jpg" border=0> <font color=yellow><i><b>"US Snipers...providing surgical strikes since 1776"</b></i></font id=yellow> |
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| Author: | Skuz9c1 [ 15 Nov 2006, 19:30 ] |
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Airplane! is such a great film. Woman: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Woman: First Time? Ted Striker: No, Ive Been Nervous Lots Of Times. and another: Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers. Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot. Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets. Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence? Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here. Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot. Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs. Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes. |
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 18 Nov 2006, 05:03 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Good, that's what the bathroom is for. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> LOL - But does anybody outside of their own heads really think a) it's possible and b) want to in a fairly filthy place? Now you might all fly First and Club but back in economy it's a different world. Yesterday came back on a 6hr flight and a particularly attractive flight attendant did make my thoughts wander in a certain direction. Until I went to the can and realised that once 50 oil rig bears have used a toilet before you, you had better get it steam cleaned first. And where is the room, I ain't that flexible..? <b>You don't know how much it's going to hurt until you try...</b> |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 20 Nov 2006, 07:31 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>...I ain't that flexible...<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Getting old is hell, isn't it.<img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle> The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security. Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway. |
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