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| Author: | Racegal8 [ 30 Nov 2006, 14:25 ] |
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DEAR DIARY .. DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. ______________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful day and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man. ______________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY .. DAY THREE I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. ______________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY .. DAY FOUR Went to the ship's casino ... did OK .. won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband. ______________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled. ______________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY .. DAY SIX I saved 1600 lives today. Twice. "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!" |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 30 Nov 2006, 18:44 ] |
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