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Author:  Lord Soman [ 21 Dec 2006, 16:38 ]
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EDITED BY M21 TO REMOVE SENSITIVE PERSONNEL INFORMATION AT THE REQUEST OF A USAF OFFICER.
Author:  M21 Sniper [ 21 Dec 2006, 16:43 ]
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"US Army Snipers...providing surgical strikes since 1776."
Author:  jackb [ 21 Dec 2006, 20:04 ]
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F***ing cadets......
Why doesn't this happen to me!?!?!?!?!

The "L" in AMXS stands for "leadership"
Author:  Coach [ 21 Dec 2006, 22:03 ]
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Well Done!!

Coach
Author:  Horrido [ 22 Dec 2006, 02:24 ]
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Tell him that all the F-15Es are booked, but he can get the next available backseat in an A-10.

Crushed under his own mental block...
Author:  fenderstrat72 [ 22 Dec 2006, 06:43 ]
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That is the funniest shit I have read in a long time. I bet that cadet crapped in his pants when he read that? LOL

Fender

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it."
George Bernard Shaw
Author:  30mike-mike [ 22 Dec 2006, 06:50 ]
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You're assuming he still had a set of cadet pants to crap IN, fender! That's classic. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Author:  mattlott [ 22 Dec 2006, 09:08 ]
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Just think he could be commanding troops in the comming years. Kinda reminds me of nedermyer from animal house, remember what happened to him according the closing credits.
Author:  Stinger [ 22 Dec 2006, 09:09 ]
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Dumbass

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And this reminds me of a thought I had a couple of weeks ago watching the Army/Navy Game... they showed West Point's Cheerleaders, and I thought(as men usually do) "Sweet Cheerleaders!!!"... followed seconds later by "Oh shit they'll be LTs in 6 months to 3.5 Years... I'll have to salute friggin cheerleaders".... my day went downhill from there...


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Edited by - stinger on Dec 22 2006 08:27
Author:  mattlott [ 22 Dec 2006, 10:46 ]
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Lt you believe being four year (male) army cheerleader makes qualified to be a ranger.

Col. You can't ask me that thanks to Bill Clinton. All I can say is while you were lining up under center his a** at your croch level, I was looking up at some fine (female) a** preparing to put my hands consentually on that fine rump of the now Lt Mary ---. Does that qualify for infiltrating enemy territory without them knowing it. Oh by the way I am not at liberty to talk about team sleeping arrangements.

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Author:  fenderstrat72 [ 22 Dec 2006, 12:53 ]
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Lt you believe being four year (male) army cheerleader makes qualified to be a ranger.

Col. You can't ask me that thanks to Bill Clinton. All I can say is while you were lining up under center his a** at your croch level, I was looking up at some fine (female) a** preparing to put my hands consentually on that fine rump of the now Lt Mary ---. Does that qualify for infiltrating enemy territory without them knowing it. Oh by the way I am not at liberty to talk about team sleeping arrangements.

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Fender

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it."
George Bernard Shaw
Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 23 Dec 2006, 08:22 ]
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"The learning curve was very steep this past year as I learned about military culture and doctrine in a pretty stressful environment.”
He must of Slept threw that training.
I hope for his sake he never runs into that LtCol.

But look at the bright side ,They'll probably end-up making him a Maintenance Officer and he'll get to "Play Hangar Pilot" all he wants.

Goose

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Author:  Hawg166 [ 24 Dec 2006, 15:49 ]
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How would you like to be that sorry fool when the CO of the Academy gets a copy of that letter. And Ive said it before ill say it again. The Academies give great educations but the cadets are the most arrogant pieces of shit I have ever met. I really F*****G cant stand 98% of them.

"By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a peerage or Westminster Abbey !" Nelson the Immortal Memory
Author:  TheBigThug [ 28 Dec 2006, 19:12 ]
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Leave it to a Dooley!

Why couldnt he request a flight in one of the 20 or So hangered Slingby High Key- Low Speed Stall Terminators at Falcon Field? The Academy has enough aviation to form its own "Dreamer Wing"

I wonder how much time the Major had scheduled to sample the carpet at "See More Johnson" for this little uncaged rocket. Despite the kudo's to the author.

Buckley ANG gets ransacked by these morons every Summer.

We refered to it as "Maggot season..."



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Author:  Warthog30 [ 28 Dec 2006, 23:14 ]
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You know why they're called maggots, huh? Because they're the lowest lifeform with the potential to fly. I know...I was one for about 4 years.

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Author:  Horrido [ 29 Dec 2006, 04:09 ]
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Actually, that would be roaches. Flies are pretty advanced, though disgusting, while roaches are both primitive AND disgusting! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Crushed under his own mental block...
Author:  Warthog30 [ 29 Dec 2006, 07:25 ]
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Actually, that would be roaches. Flies are pretty advanced, though disgusting, while roaches are both primitive AND disgusting! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Crushed under his own mental block...
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Well, the upperclassmen never called us roaches, but maggots...

ATTACK!!!!!!!
Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 29 Dec 2006, 07:28 ]
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Horrido is just "Showing -off" his advance "BUG" degree.

The only Cadets I ever had to deal with was at Scott and Travis.
Scott AFB you had the AFA ones and the JRROTC group.
The Cadets would fly around on the CT-39's on training flights and every once in awhile the Cadets going into Flight medicine OR something along that line would hop on a C-9A .
The JRROTC would just be a "BLOODY PAIN IN THE ASS!!!!"

Travis alot of Cadets got to fly on the C-141B,s and you had a good time watching the crews "SCREW WITH THEM" and We had 3 assigned to us and they would stick them on the "Dirtiest" jobs like a Tire Change and they'd finish the day looking like a used oil rag.

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Goose

Edited by - sgtgoose1 on Dec 29 2006 06:38
Author:  Edgeplay_cgo [ 29 Dec 2006, 11:35 ]
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Good on them. Cadets gotta pay their dues,too. And it's not like any of us have never been dirty and cold.

I had a West Point Cadet (we called them "Third Lieutenants" unofficially) in my mortar platoon for a couple of weeks one summer. I let him run the show, pretty much. Not that there was much to run - my NCOs had the tracks laid straight and level. The cadets were limited in their authority, but they got to play ElTee. They never got to deal with the personnel problems, though, so they were kinda sheltered. The kid I had did a pretty good job. Learned a thing or two.



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terror, victory however long and hard the road
may be; for without victory there is no survival.
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Author:  M21 Sniper [ 29 Dec 2006, 12:00 ]
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"Just think he could be commanding troops in the comming years. Kinda reminds me of nedermyer from animal house, remember what happened to him according the closing credits."

That reminds me of stripes, when Drill Sgt Hulka tells Psycho(aka Don't call me francis) "You never know son, one of these days these guys might save your life."

To which Winger(Bill Murray) responds, "Then again, maybe we won't."

LOL...i love that effin' movie. And now i want a "Hulkaburger" to boot!

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"US Army Snipers...providing surgical strikes since 1776."
Author:  Hawg166 [ 29 Dec 2006, 13:46 ]
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I would love to have their education without the attitude.

"By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a peerage or Westminster Abbey !" Nelson the Immortal Memory
Author:  TheBigThug [ 03 Jan 2007, 18:46 ]
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Very true..

Roaches are not cabin pressure certed....

...Don't ask :lol:

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Warthog30 wrote:
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You know why they're called maggots, huh? Because they're the lowest lifeform with the potential to fly.<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Actually, that would be roaches. Flies are pretty advanced, though disgusting, while roaches are both primitive AND disgusting! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Crushed under his own mental block...
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Well, the upperclassmen never called us roaches, but maggots...

ATTACK!!!!!!!
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