When in the company of the significant other, do you ever find yourself having conversations with yourself inside of your head to pass the time..?
Well make sure they never escape...
Whilst sat with Mrs HP watching some holiday program where an incredibly fit and nubile young blonde girly presenter was getting some sort of mud / steam wrap beauty treatment, I was having some thoughts inside of my head when the presenter said "I feel so hot and wet" at which point I thought, "Yep, just like your *****".
When I felt the room temperature plunge to just below absolute zero, I realised that last conversation had been out loud.
Oh crap...
<b>You don't know how much it's going to hurt until you try...</b>
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