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Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one
notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.!
If you do not mind me saying,\" said the second, \"that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out ?\"
I regret I cannot\", lamented the first Arab.
\"It is permanently stuck in my butt.\"
\"I do not understand,\" said the other.
The first Arab says, \"I was walking along the beach
and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling
out. He said, \"I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.\"
I said, \"No shit?\"
God Bless America
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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson
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