Walker TX Ranger would just park his Dodge Ram on jacks face
| Warthog Territory Forums http://warthogterritory.net/forum/ |
|
| Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris http://warthogterritory.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=11772 |
Page 1 of 1 |
| Author: | jackb [ 28 Jan 2007, 17:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris |
Who do you think is more bad-ass and would win in a fight? Vote, and poat your favorite Jack Bauer Fact or Chuck Norris Fact to back it up. I say Jack Bauer. During a particularly brutal interrogation session, Jack Bauer once killed a man with his bare eyes. |
|
| Author: | boomer [ 28 Jan 2007, 19:25 ] |
| Post subject: | |
Chuck Norris: multi martial arts champ. Jack Bauer: Kiefer Sutherland, Hollywood actor. |
|
| Author: | fenderstrat72 [ 29 Jan 2007, 01:34 ] |
| Post subject: | |
boomer wrote: Chuck Norris: multi martial arts champ.
Jack Bauer: Kiefer Sutherland, Hollywood actor. Yup, that about sums it up. |
|
| Author: | TheLastRaven [ 29 Jan 2007, 04:51 ] |
| Post subject: | |
I'll bite.... Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. The opening scene of the movie \"Saving Private Ryan\" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. --Raven |
|
| Author: | jackb [ 29 Jan 2007, 05:00 ] |
| Post subject: | |
Quote: Chuck Norris: multi martial arts champ.
Jack Bauer: Kiefer Sutherland, Hollywood actor. Thats what you think- Upon Jack Bauer learning he was played by Keifer Sutherland, he promptly killed Sutherland. Bauer gets played by no man. |
|
| Author: | jackb [ 29 Jan 2007, 05:13 ] |
| Post subject: | |
And before any of you give me any of these roundhouse kick facts... After about an hour of repeated roundhouse kicks to the face, Jack Bauer told Chuck Norris \"Do you mind moving on to my lower back? I was stuck in a ventilation shaft from 7am to 8am\" |
|
| Author: | boomer [ 29 Jan 2007, 06:24 ] |
| Post subject: | |
Walker TX Ranger would just park his Dodge Ram on jacks face
|
|
| Author: | Skuz9c1 [ 29 Jan 2007, 16:30 ] |
| Post subject: | |
Whats A Jack Bauer? Chuck Norris? Shouldnt this thread be titled: \"Remember The Year 1986?\" |
|
| Author: | HogDog [ 30 Jan 2007, 04:53 ] |
| Post subject: | |
so are you knocking Norris or 1986??? |
|
| Author: | Skuz9c1 [ 30 Jan 2007, 10:17 ] |
| Post subject: | |
oh no, just implying that Mr. Norris has been washed up since '86. EDIT: i edited out the comment i made here, i really shouldnt post anything after waking up a few min prior. ive just never been a fan of him. he had that Texas Ranger show that i never watched. im not a fan of the martial arts films. I made the \"washed up\" comment because before that website that made all those comments last year, has anyone heard anything about him in the past 5 years? |
|
| Author: | TheBigThug [ 30 Jan 2007, 22:53 ] |
| Post subject: | |
I don't know about Jack Bauer, But that Eddie Bauer is the Shit for Upholstery! |
|
| Page 1 of 1 | All times are UTC [ DST ] |
| Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ |
|