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This showed up in my in-box, i thought i should pass it along.
TEN THINGS TO PONDER
#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and
a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as
to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration.
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\"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"
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