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Well we have all heard of Mall Ninjas, I came across the origin of the species lol. It's long but a hoot to read:
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Thats some funny stuff!

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Gravity's not just a good idea.......its the LAW!

Does mall security ( even the black ops version ) really take THAT many .308 shots in the back? ROFL

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

This guy is really allowed out without adult supervision?

OC

Evidently he is allowed on a computer without supervision.

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Gravity's not just a good idea.......its the LAW!

Wow

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\"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"

First I'd like to say, Thanks alot boomer. Because I followed that link, I didn't get much done at work today, I have to work late to get my work done, and I have several splashes of coffee, soda and even water around my desk and computer. Also, my sides are really sore from all the laughing.

I used to hang at an AR-15 site. I love to shoot, work on guns and even talk guns and shooting, but after running into dozens of assholes like that, I pulled my profile and dropped the site. I'm also pretty leary about where I go to shoot these days. There are some very scary people out there, and just because they haven't actually gone off, YET, they can still buy and own weapons.

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Took me TWO days to get through it all LOL.
My favorite part is where he plans to block gunfire with his armored briefcase while his wife assembles the sniper rifle !!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Gave himself a promotion from sergeant to lieutenant, too.

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Cause he's JUST that good.
He also quotes a reply to specops as if it is himself or vise-versa so he is certainly doing both screen-names.

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Jesus...Fucking...Christ.

The part at the beginning where it says \"Special forces don't brag\" is bullshit.

Some of them do nothing BUT brag about themselves and/or their units, blah, blah, blah.

Damn, I didn't even think about that! He's backing himself up with yet another ficticious charicter. WHAT A LOON! My wife could make a career on this sick moron.

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Slow is Fast, Fast is Slow
Violence may not be the best option, but it IS an option