I got a good laugh out of this one enjoy!
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about
their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three
will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask.
He said,
'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night
long.
The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office.I
was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word.
We just had wild sex all night.
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos
and mask over my eyes.
My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV
controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner ?'
_________________ \"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"
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