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Author:  Ice Pirate [ 21 Oct 2010, 20:12 ]
Post subject:  Fishing

Four married guys go fishing.

After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..'


Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'


Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”


Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm,
Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:

'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said:…………….. 'Wear sun-block.'

Author:  Dutchy [ 21 Oct 2010, 22:41 ]
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:D Nice joke. It makes me smile.

Author:  Racegal8 [ 22 Oct 2010, 00:04 ]
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:lol:

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