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| Author: | MrMudd [ 15 Dec 2002, 15:09 ] |
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A little Humor For the CAS guys from a Former Viper Driver.... <BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Lean, Mean, Flameout Machine. I SHALL RETURN...Well, I might. Mach Nix. The F-16. Takes a licking, and takes a licking. Have you hugged your chute today? This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops. I came. I saw. I bingo'd. No deposit, no return. We've spent so much money on this thing that we can't afford to admit we were wrong. A triumph of style over substance. The best damn second place fighter in the world. Instead of a CAS mod, we're going to install a roll bar. And now with this LANTIRN thing and our new Block 40's, we can hit the ground at NIGHT! And BINGO is my Name-O. We crash more airplanes before 9-o'clock than most people crash all day. Your courtesy appreciated. Please replace your divots. A war record exceeding even the B-1. Last in the talent show, but first in the swimsuit competition. Lose a few, lose a few. Feet and knees together, eyes on the horizon... Designated no-hitter. Everything you wanted in a fighter and less. Optimist: F-16 pilot who's worried about dying from cancer. Only Michael Jackson is more manly. Hey, today we didn't lose a single jet. This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you. User friendly... if you've got three hands. If we have a war with BDUs, we've got 'em beat. Careful badguys...I'm carrying BOTH bombs today. I'm talkin' wall-to-wall MK-82's Pal. If I carried more weapons, and if I had enough gas, and if I could actually hit the target, and if I had some more REALLY expensive electrons so I could find you, and if my motor didn't quit, and if My wings didn't crack, Boy, I'd really teach you a lesson! <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> and of course my favorite.... "<b> We cover the target like a thong bikini. </b> Salute and Merry Christmas |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 16 Dec 2002, 11:09 ] |
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Listed like someone who's been there, done that (or had it done!)<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> King George II on Gen. James Wolfe: "Mad, is he? Then I wish he'd bite more of my other generals!" |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 17 Dec 2002, 11:53 ] |
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I can't meet up to Mr Mudd's credentials However, sometimes I do fly the F-16 in the comfort of my own home while eating a big bag-o-chips at the same time(FALCON 4.0). That being said, I made my own up: "Loiter time, Loiter time? ...WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' LOITER TIME" <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle> Edited by - Tritonal on Feb 28 2003 4:38 PM |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 28 Feb 2003, 17:40 ] |
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Here ya' go <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle> |
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| Author: | MrMudd [ 28 Feb 2003, 18:41 ] |
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OH NO!!!! ...Their on to me<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle> LOL I will always be remembered for my time as a circus performer...."And now Ladies and Gentlmen. "Capt. Dart" "<---Jesus Powers My Hotrod---<<<" |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 28 Feb 2003, 18:58 ] |
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Well, we're all still proud of you Capt. Dart <img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle> |
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| Author: | MrMudd [ 28 Feb 2003, 19:38 ] |
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LOL Capt Dart went Bye Bye in the late 90's <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle> "<---Jesus Powers My Hotrod---<<<" |
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