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Author:  M21 Sniper [ 10 Jan 2003, 19:55 ]
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Ultimate Response to a Dear John Letter......

An Army ranger was recently deployed in Afghanistan. While he was there he
received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained
that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted
to break up and she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Ranger did what any squared away Ranger would do. He went
around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women
he could find.

He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following
note:

I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one
that belongs to you and send the rest back. Thanks.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Trample the wounded- hurdle the dead.

Author:  Dice [ 10 Jan 2003, 20:07 ]
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ROFLMAO, man Sniper I will have to remeber this one! <img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle>

Ugly but well hung!

Author:  M21 Sniper [ 10 Jan 2003, 20:20 ]
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I know, just like the Visa commercials.....this one is priceless ;)

Trample the wounded- hurdle the dead.

Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 10 Jan 2003, 20:30 ]
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THAT WAS WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE'LL BE ON OPRAH"YOU SEE WHAT HE DID TO ME?"

PRESS TO TEST

Author:  bigross86 [ 11 Jan 2003, 10:53 ]
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SWEEEEET!!!!! I like that one!

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -General George Patton

Author:  MrMudd [ 11 Jan 2003, 20:19 ]
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Nest Builders, Cant trust'em and sure cant cocktail bomb the nest....

I think i need more friends like the above mentioned ranger.

Author:  JSF [ 13 Jan 2003, 05:21 ]
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lol

indeed, indeed, indeed

Author:  30mike-mike [ 13 Jan 2003, 05:48 ]
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So, which one did she keep?<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

King George II on Gen. James Wolfe: "Mad, is he? Then I wish he'd bite more of my other generals!"

Author:  MrMudd [ 13 Jan 2003, 11:56 ]
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Lmao shes probably a Dyke!!! damn carpet munchers

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