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Author:  TheBigThug [ 05 Feb 2003, 20:02 ]
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Tomcat, Horrido and I were at this middleeastern defense forum and 60-80 WakiPakis come running up on us.

Tomcat, and Horrido just starts swingin' wildly knocking the crap out of 5 or 6 of the little buggers. I grab my back pack and start shaking it at the rest of the conscious bunch... They start saying something in some language I don't understand. And then they start rushing in at us all at once!

So out of my pack I grab lil' Snipe, who was napping soundly. That's why I was shaking the bag, to wake him up and get him pissed. Then throughin' the now riled up Snipe at the crowd, he mangled several of them in the first few seconds.

Tomcat goes back to swingin' and I grab one of the turbans and whale away with him, clobbering 8-10 of the cave diggers at a time... after about 21 seconds of that, all the Cave Diggers are dead or dyeing. Then I put Snipe back in his pack and Tomcat,Horrido and I drive off in the Viper. Serious as a Heart Attack!



Edited by - thebigthug on Feb 05 2003 7:07 PM

Author:  boomer [ 05 Feb 2003, 23:09 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> lil' Snipe<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

ROFLMAO!!


"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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Author:  Tomcat Tweaker [ 05 Feb 2003, 23:15 ]
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Hey Thug just make sure you don't feed the wittle guy after midnight, and you give him some Keebler Elfs to give him company, a happy lil snipe is a militant lil snipe (callsign Leo)...........lmao


If you are not having fun, you are not doing it right!





Edited by - Tomcat Tweaker on Feb 05 2003 10:16 PM

Edited by - Tomcat Tweaker on Feb 05 2003 10:27 PM

Edited by - Tomcat Tweaker on Feb 05 2003 10:29 PM

Author:  MrMudd [ 05 Feb 2003, 23:27 ]
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NO NO NON NONONONNONO never feedem after midnight!!!

<img src="http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/gremlins.jpg" border=0>



"Your presence on WT is like an odor dude, you need to unleash.. -Brewski"

Author:  30mike-mike [ 06 Feb 2003, 05:46 ]
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Nice <i>short</i> story, Thug! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

King George II on Gen. James Wolfe: "Mad, is he? Then I wish he'd bite more of my other generals!"

Author:  Dice [ 06 Feb 2003, 06:36 ]
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Damn, and people ask why we can't just get along! Here we have Thug setting Sniper loose on the WakiPakis!!!

Ugly but well hung!

Author:  30mike-mike [ 06 Feb 2003, 08:50 ]
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But <i>they</i> started it, daddy...I mean, Dice!<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

King George II on Gen. James Wolfe: "Mad, is he? Then I wish he'd bite more of my other generals!"

Author:  Lunatock [ 06 Feb 2003, 11:13 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Tomcat, Horrido and I were at this middleeastern defense forum and 60-80 WakiPakis come running up on us.

Tomcat, and Horrido just starts swingin' wildly knocking the crap out of 5 or 6 of the little buggers. I grab my back pack and start shaking it at the rest of the conscious bunch... They start saying something in some language I don't understand. And then they start rushing in at us all at once!

So out of my pack I grab lil' Snipe, who was napping soundly. That's why I was shaking the bag, to wake him up and get him pissed. Then throughin' the now riled up Snipe at the crowd, he mangled several of them in the first few seconds.

Tomcat goes back to swingin' and I grab one of the turbans and whale away with him, clobbering 8-10 of the cave diggers at a time... after about 21 seconds of that, all the Cave Diggers are dead or dyeing. Then I put Snipe back in his pack and Tomcat,Horrido and I drive off in the Viper. Serious as a Heart Attack!<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Oh pooh I missed that. Was on Gio's World Affairs Forum doing a similiar backpack lurking w/ Scooter and Localbrew. <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

P.S. This thread begs the question. Which little guy to put in a Fed-EX Box and send some death mail to Abu Hamza? Snipe or myself?

Juggaloly, I'm a super villain Swingin' my swords & I'm all up on the ceilin' I'm a Ninja, throw drop kicks chop necks like Sabu stab you grab have at you

Edited by - Lunatock on Feb 06 2003 10:18 AM

Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 06 Feb 2003, 12:09 ]
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LETS JUST

<b>NUKE'EM! TILL THEY GLOW AND USE THEIR ASSES FOR RUNWAY LIGHTS!</b>
BETTER AND MORE POSTAGE THE NORTH KOREAN'S ARE GETTING FROGGY!
SEND IN THE SNIPE!!!!!!

PRESS TO TEST

Author:  M21 Sniper [ 06 Feb 2003, 13:19 ]
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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

Damn Thug, the statute of limitations has NOT expired yet bro!

I can think of about 98 felonies of various degrees that MAY have been commited that day....

LOL @ Goose: "Use their asses for runway lights"

CLASSIC!!!

Trample the wounded- hurdle the dead.

Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 06 Feb 2003, 13:55 ]
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I GOT A T-SHIRT IN 84 IN THE "ROK" WITH IT AND A B-52 COMMING OUT OF THE CLOUD!
I ALSO HAD ANOTHER ONE,MUST OF BEEN A SIGN, WITH A 23TFW A-10 BLOWING UP A NORTH KOREAN TANK WITH THE SAYING

"FLY THE FREINDLY SKIES OF NORTH KOREA"

THEN THE ALL TIME CLASSIC THE AIM 9 SHOOTING ACROSS THE SHIRT WITH THE SAYING "REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE!!!!!!" WITH A MIG IN THE BACK GROUND

PRESS TO TEST

Author:  JSF [ 07 Feb 2003, 01:57 ]
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are u still a member of that forum? i left months ago

i got a bad feeling about this

Author:  Lunatock [ 07 Feb 2003, 10:33 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
LETS JUST
BETTER AND MORE POSTAGE THE NORTH KOREAN'S ARE GETTING FROGGY!
SEND IN THE SNIPE!!!!!!
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Ok, Snipe in a Fed Ex box to N.Korea. Moi in another Fed Ex Box to Mullah Hook.

Where too from there? Another gathering like that one, but heavier numbers at the Local Mosque? Or a slight change of pace, and open a ruck full of whoopass at a WCOTC convention or reinactment?



Juggaloly, I'm a super villain Swingin' my swords & I'm all up on the ceilin' I'm a Ninja, throw drop kicks chop necks like Sabu stab you grab have at you

Author:  MrMudd [ 07 Feb 2003, 11:50 ]
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Lunatick? Do you have your Shellback card? If not it is Kimchee in the mouth and swimming up the sewers from Pyongyang Harbor. (Must have Fresh Kimchee delivered upon arrival).

Snipe is still a WOGDOG, and Boomer can be Baby Nemo.

Marichino Cherries anyone?


Tomcat, those were the days..... No more rights of passage anymore for the warriors, Im suprised they havnt outlawed Roofstomps, Wetdowns and Crud...( i wont list the nasties)<img src=icon_smile_dissapprove.gif border=0 align=middle>



"Your presence on WT is like an odor dude, you need to unleash.. -Brewski"

Author:  boomer [ 07 Feb 2003, 17:32 ]
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ROFL I have photos of my dad's Quater crossing on board the carrier!!!LOL Nemo Indeed!!LOL

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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Author:  M21 Sniper [ 07 Feb 2003, 22:12 ]
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Dad has told me about the equator ritual too, lol.

He was a tin can sailor back in 66-69. He spent some time on Yankee station escorting the carriers and also did some NGFS for I corps.

Trample the wounded- hurdle the dead.

Author:  Lunatock [ 08 Feb 2003, 10:52 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
Lunatick? Do you have your Shellback card? If not it is Kimchee in the mouth and swimming up the sewers from Pyongyang Harbor. (Must have Fresh Kimchee delivered upon arrival).

Snipe is still a WOGDOG, and Boomer can be Baby Nemo.

Marichino Cherries anyone?


Tomcat, those were the days..... No more rights of passage anymore for the warriors, Im suprised they havnt outlawed Roofstomps, Wetdowns and Crud...( i wont list the nasties)<img src=icon_smile_dissapprove.gif border=0 align=middle>



"Your presence on WT is like an odor dude, you need to unleash.. -Brewski"
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Luna<b>tock</b><img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

Shellback card? Don't have one of those..don't even know what one of those is. Not required of crazy militant civie's

I'll have to leave the kimchee out of my mouth when swimming up the sewers from Pyongyang harbor, to make room for the Ka-Bar<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle> ...but don't you mean the Thames river? I'm going to England to get Mullah Hook. <u>Sniper's</u> Going to get King Jong Il. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Again I'm just a miltant civy, not unlike Horrido. Know crap about these initiations, after the hazing in the Corps was banned. a Marine Corps Sgt told me that when he jumped rank, about fifteen other Marines held him down in a bar, and the sixteenth one burned his arm with a lighter.

And all the talk about imaginary covert missions and attacks made me remember something I heard about a few years ago (Nothing to do with me I assure you).

1999: KKK Rally in a backwater section of Pennsylvania. During the cross burning ritual. It was said that a small number of people wearing ski masks appeared on a hill overlooking the rally, and proceeded to shoot the burning cross with scoped rifles, took a minute or so, but the snipers fled when the KKK members saw where the shots were coming from, and ran at them en masse.


Juggaloly, I'm a super villain Swingin' my swords & I'm all up on the ceilin' I'm a Ninja, throw drop kicks chop necks like Sabu stab you grab have at you

Author:  M21 Sniper [ 08 Feb 2003, 11:06 ]
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You know Luna, i live in Pa ;)

And what do you mean 'imaginary' covert ops?

LOL

Trample the wounded- hurdle the dead.

Author:  Lunatock [ 08 Feb 2003, 11:17 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
You know Luna, i live in Pa ;)

And what do you mean 'imaginary' covert ops?

LOL

Trample the wounded- hurdle the dead.
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You implying something Snipe? Lemme ask the questions, would you stand out in the open? And if spotted, would you flee?, or make a stand like Shugart & Gordon? And start dropping white hooded rednecks left & right <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

I said Imaginary, but it now means I didn't see anything! What do you mean covert missions?! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

Juggaloly, I'm a super villain Swingin' my swords & I'm all up on the ceilin' I'm a Ninja, throw drop kicks chop necks like Sabu stab you grab have at you

Edited by - Lunatock on Feb 08 2003 10:20 AM

Author:  M21 Sniper [ 08 Feb 2003, 12:04 ]
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If i was gonna do that i wouldn't tell you how i'd operate on the internet, lol.

Better left unsaid, eh? Besides, i think the KKK has a right to march, even if they are assholes.

Free country.

Trample the wounded- hurdle the dead.

Author:  Lunatock [ 08 Feb 2003, 13:37 ]
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Gotcha. All signs point to it being some Pennsylvania Hunting & Trapping types acting on thier own, doing some minor Militia/Guerilla warfare. Hit & run, especially since those Klansmen charged em.

Juggaloly, I'm a super villain Swingin' my swords & I'm all up on the ceilin' I'm a Ninja, throw drop kicks chop necks like Sabu stab you grab have at you

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