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| Author: | mattlott [ 10 Mar 2003, 14:50 ] |
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Taking into consideration that this war maybe over quickly and we will find the weapons in Iraq that France is ignoring. I have some basic proposals <ul><li> Sink the French carrier for target practice </li><li>Shoot the French airforce down </li><li> Sink all the French Nuclear submarines</li></ul> <ul><li>then feed them with humanitarian assistance from McDonalds </li><li>Napalm the vinyards </li><li>Then give the keys paris back the germans, they deserve each other </li></ul> Based upon historical precident this should easily be accomplish in a day or two. That if they decided to try and fight for once. They need to pay a price for their supposed new super power status. I know this is wishful thinking but anybody else have any ideas. BUT IF IT IS TRUE THEY WERE SELLING FIGHTER PARTS AS LATE AS JANUARY TO SADDAM, THEN I THINK THE ABOVE PLAN SHOULD BE JUST A START. |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 10 Mar 2003, 16:15 ] |
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Sounds fine to me. Shouldn't take more than a few days... "We shall leave no man behind" |
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| Author: | Horrido [ 10 Mar 2003, 20:25 ] |
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We actually saved their wine industry, too. Grape phylloxera (a small, disease-vectoring insect), accidently imported from the US, litterally wiped out all of their vineyards. We sent resistent rootstocks to them so they could continue making wine. So, remind all French that all "French" wine is actually American in origin. However, the greatest <b>whines</b> are still, truly, French. A sucking chest wound is life's way of telling you to slow down... |
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| Author: | Blackclaw [ 11 Mar 2003, 17:10 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Sounds fine to me. Shouldn't take more than a few days... "We shall leave no man behind" <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Arm me with a spicy plate of hot Tex-Mex tacos and a pointy stick and I'll take the whole country out in a week. |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 12 Mar 2003, 00:31 ] |
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Walk in to town with a Swiss Army knife and watch people run to surrender to you... The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -General George Patton |
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| Author: | boomer [ 13 Mar 2003, 15:04 ] |
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from somewhere->: Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am." "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be French". "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> Edited by - boomer on Mar 13 2003 5:10 PM |
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| Author: | chadrewsky [ 13 Mar 2003, 19:16 ] |
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Best wine in the world is from Washington State............ F&ck the French If your not having fun, your not doing it right! |
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| Author: | Horrido [ 17 Mar 2003, 00:09 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Best wine in the world is from Washington State............ F&ck the French<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Amen... A sucking chest wound is life's way of telling you to slow down... |
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