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| Author: | Lunatock [ 15 May 2003, 13:01 ] |
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Not what you'd normally read here...but too good to not share. Christina Aguilera was at a computer show in Las Vegas yesterday for some video game she's got out. She was trying to figure out something on her computer but couldn't get it to work. Then a geeky looking, mild mannered guy in clean but cheap clothes approaches her and asks her politely if she could use some help. Christina, dismissing him with a wave of her hand and a look around for her security, said "thanks buddy, but I've already got a computer guy." "ok," said <b>Bill Gates</b> as he shuffled back into the crowd. "The Prince of Pain wears a crown of stupidity. How ya feeling, your Majesty?" |
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| Author: | boomer [ 15 May 2003, 13:40 ] |
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I hope Bill had his tetenus shots up to date. "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 15 May 2003, 14:03 ] |
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LOL You know, Christina Aguilera had to go to her monthly gynecologist exam instead, she saved herself the trouble and mailed them her most recent music video... |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 15 May 2003, 15:40 ] |
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LOL! "If they mean to have a war, let it begin here." Captain John Parker, Battle of Lexington. |
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| Author: | boomer [ 15 May 2003, 22:58 ] |
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old joke: Christina Aguilara went to the hospital today for some miner surgery, but there was a complication, the docters said they didnt have an anti-septic strong enough to keep her from infecting herself!! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | AndrewK [ 15 May 2003, 23:53 ] |
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Ha, good stuff guys! She is pretty nasty.. Integrity first-service before self-Excellence in all we do |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 21 May 2003, 02:45 ] |
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Who? Christina Uglylera? Nasty? Never!!! The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -General George S. Patton Jr. |
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