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| Author: | mattlott [ 04 Jun 2003, 14:12 ] |
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An American, a Dutchman and a Frenchman are all in Saudi > > > >Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a > > > >sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere > > > >possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so > > > >for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the > > > >booze, they are all sentenced to death! > > > > > > > >However, after many months and with the help of very good > > > >lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences > > > >down to life imprisonment. > > > > > > > >By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day > > > >their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik > > > >decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes > > > >each of the whip. > > > > > > > >As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik > > > >announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has > > > >asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." > > > > > > > >The Dutchman was first in line, he thought for a while and > > > >then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." > > > > > > > >This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before > > > >the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had > > > >to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain. > > > > > > > >The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Dutchman in > > > >horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." > > > >But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the > > > >whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away > > > >whimpering loudly (as they do). > > > > > > > >The American was the last one up, but before he could say > > > >anything, the Sheik turned to him and said: "You are from a > > > >most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of > > > >the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" > > > > > > > >"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", the > > > >American replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first > > > >wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." > > > > > > > >"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you > > > >are also very brave". The Sheik said with an admiring look on > > > >his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. > > > >"And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheik asked. > > > > > > > >The American replied: "Tie the Frenchman to my back." |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 05 Jun 2003, 01:25 ] |
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<font size=6>ROTFLMAO!!! LOLOL!!!</font id=size6> "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | 30mike-mike [ 05 Jun 2003, 04:52 ] |
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<font size=6>.</font id=size6><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle> Without Geospacial Intelligence You're Nowhere |
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| Author: | FlyBoy [ 05 Jun 2003, 13:11 ] |
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<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> saw it coming! all my senior friends leave school today... makes ya think! close to an end in my life. "the closer we are to danger the father away we are from harm." |
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