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"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

The map Snipe, Horido, and myself were playing yesterday. Test of Survival 2. Snipe using a guy with a flamethrower. Fragged me when the guy I'm using ran past him and the guys he was fighting.

AND Snipe fragged Ev to death TWICE! As punishment we started calling him/his flamethrowerguy "Captain Collateral, The Friendly-Firebat.

Whats worse was in my original post...working with that blue belt in real life, who's about as dangerous to partner with.

Edited by - Lunatock on Jun 13 2003 11:37 AM

Edited by - Lunatock on Jun 23 2003 09:42 AM

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From a friend,

I AM THANKFUL FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE THAT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES THAT I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM EMPLOYED.

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE.

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND THAT I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH THAT SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS
THAT I CAN HEAR.

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM ALIVE.

AND FINALLY...

FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.


"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works...

Picture yourself near a stream.

Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

No one but you knows your secret place.

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is crystal clear. . .
and you can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works...

Picture yourself near a stream.

Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

No one but you knows your secret place.

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is crystal clear. . .
and you can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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After the third line I was thinking "If someone stubled apon it while I was there, I could shoot them and nobody would hear the gun shot all the way out at my secret spot." <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Sorry, it falls down at line two for me...

Any bird softly chirping has just given away it's position...

Let's see, Suppressed .22 or 12 gauge..?



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Is hunting, killing, shooting and destroying all you people ever think about? Wait, I remembered who I was talking to. Never mind...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Woh BR,

Slap yourself, I thought we were losing you there... <img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

I'm good, I'm good. Just concentrating on the IDF. I got to go see them tomorrow, get my first set of exams, including yup, you guessed it, an old Russian lady fishing her hand around my boxer shorts. Oh joy!!!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Right, so your going for the old "cough and drop" tomorrow.

And you want me to post a picture of black leather clad lesbian triplets just before your medical?

Your either going to get failed for having a permanent hard-on or you're going to seriously embarrass yourself when the exam gets physical <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

I was going to post, but I can't now. My conscience won't let me...

Sorry...


"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

You're forgetting, I'm a teenager. Either way it'll be there in my mind. At least if you post it, they will be clad (latex counts as clothing, right?) Besides, you're depriving everyone else of the picture. Do you want THAT on your conscience? PLUS-an old Russian lady can kill any woody pretty fast.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

did somebody say suppressed .22 heehee

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"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

I like, I like...

Here's mine, 10/22, folding stock, 25 round mag, 9" suppresor.

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Good job I like eating bunny <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

HP? Didn't the UK's national socialists take those all away?

A sucking chest wound is life's way of telling you to slow down...

I bet my oak stocked bullpup weighs MUCH more than yours does ROFL <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Horrido, why do you think it has a suppresor and folding stock and those pics were taken in twilight <img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

The ban covered all small bore and full bore centre fire and rimfire semi auto pistols and revolvers.

I think you can still have a single shot .22RF pistol (woohoo, I'm off Grizzly hunting) but don't quote me.

You can still have semi auto .22RF rifles and full bore lever action carbines and bolt action rifles and best of all, semi auto shotguns, which we all know are completely harmless.

The dickheads in charge were mainly worried about easy to conceal pistols and the like. A sniping based incident obviously hasn't crossed their tiny minds.

I can’t understand the UK gun ban. They took away my .22, 9mm, .357, .44 and .45 (paid me more than I paid for them <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>) because they were dangerous (Really… I had always wondered!!! <img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle> ) But quite happily let me buy a tricked up little .22

I know it’s only a .22 but 25 rounds of HP are going to be a slight inconvenience to something. But obviously it’s not DANGEROUS or anything <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...

A lot of my mates took their money and bought 5.56 or 7.62 bolt actions. I prefered capacity and rate of fire (spray and pray) over range and power. And seeing how the biggest thing I'm going after is bunnies the little Ruger is fine.

So Boomer, I like the thought that I'm some sort of outlaw, but I'm a good boy staying on the right side (most of the time) law…

Interestingly enough, in the UK if you are after vermin, you can still use expanding ammo.

I guess it’s down to the definition of vermin… How about folk who ambush 6 MPs that are trying to help them…

Any way,

Boomer, you’re damn right about the weight difference. But look at it like this. If you run dry you can always beat something to death with your stock LOL!!!

I got the folding stock to make life easier getting in and out of the car. But it’s totally FUBAR’s the balance. With a sodding heavy suppressor at the front and less weight at the back, the balance is now interesting. Put it this way, I’m glad rabbits don’t fly…


"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Edited by - 44hollowpoint on Jun 25 2003 03:26 AM

You know, 44, when you erase the part of your post that I'm commenting on, it just makes my post look silly <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Edited by - bigross86 on Jun 25 2003 04:31 AM

Sorry BR,

I didn't think I deleted anything. I thought I only added stuff...

I re-read my post and realised I hand't read Horrido's post properly hence the edit.

Think yourself luck, I don't need any help to look silly <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

BTW,

Dried on rabbit blood and piss is REAL hard to get off metallic paint...

As I found out 3 weeks later when I tried to clean up. Way to many folk were looking at the boot of the car in the office car park and wondering why it was covered in blood <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>






"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Think yourself luck<b>y</b>, I don't need any help to look silly <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Yo, 44! You forgot "y" you don't need help looking silly <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle> (Think there's enough smiley's in there?<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>)

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Hell, I'd also wonder why there was blood all over some dude's car trunk <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle> Hey, 44, do you have ICQ, AIM, or YahooIM?

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Edited by - bigross86 on Jun 25 2003 04:48 AM

See, told you I didn't need any help...

As for all the direct chat stuff, I'm afraid our network firewall filters all that junk out. If it don't travel down the regular IP ports it get chopped out...

So I'm afraid this is as good as it'll get <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>
I'm still having fun though <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

BTW, I was really hurt by what you posted on another thread <img src=icon_smile_dissapprove.gif border=0 align=middle>...
All I wanted was some picture of tanned female flesh and you had to reply like I was some damned pervert <img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle>

Err, just thinking about what I'm really like...
OK you've kind of got me bang to rights...
You were right not to post even if you did have the pics <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Sorry if I offended you dude. I just was saying that even IF I did take pix, I wouldn't post them here. E-mails are a different story, however...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

No offence taken, I was just joking back...

I was trying in a joking way to say,

I can understand you not wanting a pasty skinned Brit drooling over some lovely Israeli female...


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"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."