Probably don't need to worry about that too much...
"Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead"
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 15 Jun 2003, 08:10 ] |
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Israel's economy is in a bad way, inflation is getting higher and immigrants are flooding in from all over the world. Problems, problems, problems, but what should they do? So the Knesset holds a special session to come up with a solution. After several hours of talk without progress one member, Yitzhak, stands up and says "Quiet everyone, I've got it, I've got the solution to all our problems. We'll declare war on the United States." Everyone starts shouting at once. "You're nuts! That's crazy!" "Hear me out!" says Yitzhak. "We declare war. We lose. The United States does what she always does when she defeats a country. She rebuilds everything; our highways, airports, shipping ports, schools, hospitals, factories, and loans us money, and sends us food aid. Our problems would be over. "Sure," says Benny, another minister, "that's if we lose. But what if we win?" "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 15 Jun 2003, 11:23 ] |
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Probably don't need to worry about that too much...
"Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead" |
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