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| Author: | tritonal [ 29 Jun 2003, 01:47 ] |
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By the looks of the signatures I see we have a lot of Simpsons fans. So, If you'd like, share your favorite <i>Simpsons</i> quote. I'll start off- Homer: "You see that wedding ring? That means I own her." Edited by - Tritonal on Jun 30 2003 08:33 AM |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 29 Jun 2003, 02:01 ] |
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Favorite simpson line... As Homer and Marge are going out for a night on the town, Homer leans close to the babysitter and says "Watch the boy...he's trouble". LOL Another Fave Homer line... "BEER!!!!" Who used to use this one for thier sig line? "The internet? Is that thing still around?" "Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead" |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 29 Jun 2003, 03:33 ] |
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Here's a couple: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand Always blame the guy who doesn't speak English. Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the American dream? Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them... This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit. Mmmm, free goo! Mmmm, forbidden donut! Mmmm, reprocessed pig fat! [url="http://www.snpp.com/guides/mmmm.html/"]Homers Mmmm Lines[/url] [url="http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html?Homer.x=61&Homer.y=135/"]Random Homer Lines[/url] "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 29 Jun 2003, 12:46 ] |
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Max Scorpio: Homer which country do you like the least, Italy or France? Homer: Ummmm... France Max Scorpio: Ha Hah! No one ever says Italy! |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 29 Jun 2003, 12:52 ] |
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I once had a program on my Palm Pilot which would just generate and show random Homer lines from a humongous archive. Lines could also be added when you went online. Amazing fun for boring classes. Mmmm, slanty Mmmm, Purpley "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | boomer [ 29 Jun 2003, 16:29 ] |
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" all I know is that it's everybody elses fault but mine" plus Homer sending marge off to sleep with soothing sounds from the sea AOOOOGGGAAAAAAAA (fog horn) and AWK AWK AWK (seagull) LOLOL "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 29 Jun 2003, 18:00 ] |
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You forgot AARRRRRGHHH-(sea captain) Police Officer: And what were you doing while driving? Homer:(Thinking to himself)<i>Don't tell em' you were drinking, don't tell em you were drinking! </i> I was at a pornography store. I was buying porn-og-raphy! |
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| Author: | M&M [ 29 Jun 2003, 18:05 ] |
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Of course there is always the ultimate Homer Simpson phrase....... "DOH!" "face it....perhaps your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others!" |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 29 Jun 2003, 20:41 ] |
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I like when he sells his soul to the devil for a donut. Marge challenges the devil to give him a fair trail, and Satan calls in the jury of the damned.... Lizzy Borden, Blackbeard the Pirate (Me Chair is High, says i) and the starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers! LOLOLOLOLOL An alltime classic 
"Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead" |
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| Author: | jetman [ 29 Jun 2003, 21:01 ] |
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4th of july where apu (forgot how to spell his name) has secret stash of fireworks and Homer wants some and he says (look at my sig, i think that is close, but havent seen that special in a while.) "Celebrate this 4th of July by blowing a part of it up!"-Apu, the Simpsons |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 30 Jun 2003, 00:04 ] |
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Yup, it's Apu. "Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead" |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 30 Jun 2003, 00:15 ] |
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The spelling is correct, but I don't think it was Apu who said that. It was when they were on vacation and Homer stopped in this Quicky-Mart to get illegal fireworks. Edited by - Tritonal on Jun 29 2003 11:15 PM |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 30 Jun 2003, 02:31 ] |
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It was the one where Lisa suddenly becomes popular with the guys where they were on vacation, and Bart is completely ignored. Thq quote is: "What better way to celebrate the birth of your country than to blow up a small part of it?" "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 30 Jun 2003, 07:25 ] |
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Ironically enough, that episode was on TV today. The correct quote is as folows: "Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it." Homer proceeds to light it with the stove and burns off half the fuse. He runs around the kitchen waving and screaming like a girl, and stuffs it in the kitchen. He then yells "Beer!" and pulls it out of the fridge. Runs wround a little more, and throws it in the cabinet under the sink. Gunk starts floating up through the sink, and Homer starts whistling and walks away. "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | Homer32 [ 30 Jun 2003, 09:07 ] |
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i admit i love the simpsons AND futurama, too. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> "Everything tastes better when it's lassoed." -Bart, The Simpsons "I hope I didn't brain my damage." -Homer, The Simpsons "So sad, yet so sexy, yet so delicious." -Homer, The Simpsons "I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!" -Homer, The Simpsons "You should have thought of that BEFORE I glued all this stuff to my face." -Bart, The Simpsons "You sank my scrabble-ship!" -Homer, The Simpsons "I'm not a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus!" -Homer, The Simpsons " Attention, this is an emergency broadcast. All is well in the school." -Principal Skinner, The Simpsons "You know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty." -Chief Wiggum, The Simpsons "Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!" -Lenny, The Simpsons "Everything here is something!" -Marge, The Simpsons "I said her... and I said knee." -Mr. Burns, The Simpsons "It makes me sick in a wonderful, wonderful way." -John, The Simpsons "Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true, I mean false. It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no." -The Simpsons "People of earth, ssshhhhh!" -Zap Brannigan, Futurama "The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!" -Zap Brannigan, Futurama "I am the man with no name, Zap Brannigan at your service." -Zap Brannigan, Futurama Bender: "Look, I'm driving with my ass..." Fry: "That's the best thing I've EVER seen!" -Futurama "I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in." -Homer, The Simpsons |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 30 Jun 2003, 09:31 ] |
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"It'll be like The Swiss Family Robinson... only with more swearing." -Bart "Oh Margie, you came and you gave me a turkey. On my vacation away from worky..." -Homer Edited by - Tritonal on Jun 30 2003 08:32 AM |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 30 Jun 2003, 09:39 ] |
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I like the way all those refferences to Hebrew and Jews show up in Futurama. Bender:Oh your God! Fry: Can i ask you a question? Leela: As long as it isn't about my eye Fry: Ummmmmm Leela: Is it about my eye? fry: Sort of. Leela: Just ask the question Fry: What's with the eye. Amy: What happened to my parasol? Bender: I dunno, but it wasn't there when I took your umbrella. Bender: This is the Brooklyn bound B-train makin local stops where ever the hell I feel like it, watch for the closin doors... **Bim bom** "Hey Bender... why are those kids following you??? You got candy stuck to your ass???" Fry: Holy nuts! Fry: Look Bender, this has nothing to do with you. Bender: That's impossible! "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | jetman [ 30 Jun 2003, 10:37 ] |
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thanks. I really should start watching more often, but only on once a day here. "Celebrate the Independence of your nation by blowing a small part of it up!"- (the right quote!) APU |
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| Author: | Lunatock [ 30 Jun 2003, 11:04 ] |
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A fav Simpson's quote, after Homer invented the "Make-up gun". Marge: "Homer, I don't think women would like having guns pointed at them and having makeup shot all over thier faces". Homer: "They'll like whatever I tell them to like". Futurama. Bender: "There, now no one can say I don't own John Larroquette's spine". "Grab a shovel Leela, I'm one skull away from a Mickey Mouse Club reunion". Dr. Farnsworth: "Doomsday Device you say? Ahh, the ball is in Dr. Farnsworth's court now." If it's a Doomsday Device you want, I suppose I can part with one and still be feared". "I <b>don't</b> dial 911. I <b>do</b> aim M-16" "But Sgt.Goose was the bomb in that Devil Dance video." |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 30 Jun 2003, 22:42 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> A fav Simpson's quote, after Homer invented the "Make-up gun". Marge: "Homer, I don't think women would like having guns pointed at them and having makeup shot all over thier faces". Homer: "They'll like whatever I tell them to like". <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Marge(after Homer fired the make-up gun): "Homer, you had that thing set on 'whore'!" Edited by - Tritonal on Jun 30 2003 11:46 PM |
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| Author: | boomer [ 30 Jun 2003, 23:58 ] |
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sorry Tritonal, I have that episode on tape and the quote is "Homer! you had that thing set on Aguilara!!" <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 01 Jul 2003, 00:11 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>"Celebrate the Independence of your nation by blowing a small part of it up!"- (the right quote!) APU <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> That's the correct quote, but it wasn't said by APU. It was said by a quick-e-mart owner in upstate New York. "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 01 Jul 2003, 01:12 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> "Homer! you had that thing set on Aguilara!!" <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Utterly Impossible. You would need to have a gun which has the power and volume of the GAU-8/A to achieve an "Aguillera" setting. |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 01 Jul 2003, 07:57 ] |
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Aguilera..whore...what's the diff? They're synonyms. "Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead" |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 01 Jul 2003, 10:47 ] |
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It's because Aguilerra is an uber-clown whore! |
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