I take back everything i ever said about doctors.
"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 17 Jul 2003, 04:38 ] |
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Got this from the BBC News website this morning... <font size=5><b>Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'</b></font id=size5> Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. For the full article follow this link... <font color=yellow>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm</font id=yellow> Think about it, Doctors might actually prescribe us porn <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> "A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..." |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 17 Jul 2003, 12:35 ] |
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I take back everything i ever said about doctors.
"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead." |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 17 Jul 2003, 12:47 ] |
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There will less men with prostate cancer and more men with blindness. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> Edited by - Tritonal on Jul 17 2003 11:47 AM |
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| Author: | Stinger [ 17 Jul 2003, 13:01 ] |
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and a lot fewer kittens Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one. |
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| Author: | boomer [ 17 Jul 2003, 13:29 ] |
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<font size=5>5 TIMES A WEEK??? IS THAT ALL???</font id=size5> <img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle> what are they doing the REST of the time? "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 17 Jul 2003, 13:41 ] |
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I e-mailed this to my friend and this is what he had to say: <BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Looks like I will be busy tonight, getting healthy. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> |
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 18 Jul 2003, 01:15 ] |
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Can you imagine it... Subscriptions to the Adult Channel on your medical insurance. Better still, Just as the GF or Wife is about to give you a right nagging for smut surfing, wave the medical note under her nose. It also has implications at work... Just as smoking is being banned in offices for health reasons, will 'pulling your pud' be made compulsory? Will you be able to employ a temp to do it for you? I'm off to buy shares in Kleenex <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> "A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..." |
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 18 Jul 2003, 01:23 ] |
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<i>"Do you Smoke in bed?" "Depends how fast I rub it…"</i> Boomer, A word to the wise, swap hands every other day. You'll look strange with huge muscles on one arm only and it'll make buying T-shirts difficult… Also notice how we haven't heard from BR yet. What with the fact he's still a teenager and he's got all those lovely tanned Israeli women around him he's probably about as healthy as you can get. He's probably finding it difficult to type with one hand LOL… "A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..." |
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| Author: | Homer32 [ 18 Jul 2003, 01:45 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> <i>"Do you Smoke in bed?" "Depends how fast I rub it…"</i> Boomer, A word to the wise, swap hands every other day. You'll look strange with huge muscles on one arm only and it'll make buying T-shirts difficult… Also notice how we haven't heard from BR yet. What with the fact he's still a teenager and he's got all those lovely tanned Israeli women around him he's probably about as healthy as you can get. He's probably finding it difficult to type with one hand LOL… "A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..." <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> <font size=6>ROFLMAO !!!</font id=size6> "I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in." -Homer, The Simpsons |
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| Author: | boomer [ 18 Jul 2003, 01:45 ] |
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I'm gettin me one of them thar fanncy robo-arms from the future, so's I can TCB in style and comfort. I'll git it wit racin stripes and a flame job( just leave the "flamer" jokes at home folks LOL ) "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | 44hollowpoint [ 18 Jul 2003, 02:08 ] |
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Can we keep the hot rod fans and the new healthy living men with Robo arms happy on the same thread... <font color=yellow><i>"I tricked up my Cyberdyne 2003 RoboArm with a Crossfire induction kit, high lift cams and a nitro kit. Woohoo this baby smokes now, before it was only managing 10sps (strokes per second) but now, hit the nitro and its YeeHa, 60sps. Never mind the quarter mile in 11.4, I'm hitting the vinegar strokes in 6.8"</font id=yellow></i> <i>"Are there any downsides?"</i> <i><font color=yellow>"Well apart from the fact I keep treading on my own foreskin when I walk, not really"</font id=yellow></i> Booms, If you need any venture capital to start building these things, get in touch <img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>... "A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..." |
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| Author: | boomer [ 18 Jul 2003, 14:51 ] |
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umm....yeah sure why not, it should be in small bills, with non-sequential serial numbers. It may take me a while to count and verify the funds so if you dont hear from me for a while, dont worry all is well. <book that flight to OZ immediately MRS.Whiggins> "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
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| Author: | bigross86 [ 22 Jul 2003, 09:37 ] |
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I'm good. Healthy and good. I agree, 5 times a week? Try doubling that and adding three... I haven't been around cause I've been all over the US and Canada vacationing, and then when I got back, I couldn't access the site for some reason. <img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dissapprove.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dissapprove.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dissapprove.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle> "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
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| Author: | Smitty216 [ 24 Jul 2003, 08:56 ] |
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Well I'm definately cancer free but now I'm blind and need to shave my hands. Smitty |
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