This whole thread is 'dancing on the edge of deletion'.
LOL
"If we are not victorious, let no man return alive."
Gen George S. Patton
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| Author: | mattlott [ 23 Sep 2003, 13:41 ] |
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Ananova: Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany. The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants. His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes." When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs. The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs. Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed." Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany. Story filed: 10:45 Tuesday 23rd September 2003 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_82 ... theadlines |
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| Author: | Stinger [ 23 Sep 2003, 14:48 ] |
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Read this earlier this morning.... MAybe we should ship a bunch of this drug to France. Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one. |
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| Author: | tritonal [ 23 Sep 2003, 14:54 ] |
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But they don't have any balls in the first place. |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 23 Sep 2003, 15:25 ] |
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Oh jeez. "If we are not victorious, let no man return alive." Gen George S. Patton |
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| Author: | MrMudd [ 23 Sep 2003, 18:59 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> But they don't have any balls in the first place. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> AHAHAHAHAHA I heard they come from Eggs.... |
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| Author: | mattlott [ 23 Sep 2003, 20:23 ] |
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Mr. Chirac come tast this fine Louisiana Ice Tea. brewed fresh just for you with a hint of the fatherland for taste. |
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| Author: | MrMudd [ 23 Sep 2003, 20:29 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Mr. Chirac come tast this fine Louisiana Ice Tea. brewed fresh just for you with a hint of the fatherland for taste. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Didnt know Chirac liked southern pussy, stop ho'ing around like that Matt. Damn dude you will do anything for beads!<img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle> Edited by - MrMudd on Sep 23 2003 8:37 PM |
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| Author: | chadrewsky [ 23 Sep 2003, 21:51 ] |
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Bow chika bow bow... |
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| Author: | mattlott [ 23 Sep 2003, 22:05 ] |
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ouch mud even I have standards. Rule one it must be femine by birth. rule have poor eyesight, and rule three have pitty for small animal. if my girl reads this I am dead. |
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| Author: | MrMudd [ 23 Sep 2003, 22:59 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> ouch mud even I have standards. Rule one it must be femine by birth. rule have poor eyesight, and rule three have pitty for small animal. if my girl reads this I am dead. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Last night on Cops. "Hey wiseguy with the Beads, beret and Trench coat. Put the hamster down and step away..real slow, nice and easy..." "..We have your Girl here....you dont neet to go out like this. ..we understand being an emt in N.O. is a tough job and it gets to a guy......" "..{tap]{tap}..{feedback}..Honey this is yo Girl, Ya best put that rat down and recognize busta...don't make me come over there and put my feet to ya!..." <img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle> Edited by - MrMudd on Sep 23 2003 10:03 PM |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 24 Sep 2003, 00:29 ] |
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Wow, two Oh jeezes in one thread... "If we are not victorious, let no man return alive." Gen George S. Patton |
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| Author: | Hogdawg [ 24 Sep 2003, 18:21 ] |
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Wouldn't this fall under the phrase, "survival of the fittest?"<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 25 Sep 2003, 00:56 ] |
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This whole thread is 'dancing on the edge of deletion'.
LOL "If we are not victorious, let no man return alive." Gen George S. Patton |
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| Author: | mattlott [ 25 Sep 2003, 07:16 ] |
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Funny mudd. But you know Chirac maybe comming here for the Celebration of the Louisiana Purchase in December I believe. We are talking about asking him if he has any more land to sell for less than 15 cents an acre. Like maybe the whole of France. Have some great ideas for renovations and putting the natives on reservations. |
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| Author: | MrMudd [ 25 Sep 2003, 18:17 ] |
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DO me a Favor Matt, Feed him to the gators. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> I swear if there is another war in Europe the loser needs to keep France! |
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| Author: | mattlott [ 25 Sep 2003, 21:19 ] |
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would that be a war crime. |
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| Author: | M21 Sniper [ 26 Sep 2003, 00:14 ] |
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It would be a crime if you didn't do it... "If we are not victorious, let no man return alive." Gen George S. Patton |
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