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Author:  MrMudd [ 17 Nov 2003, 03:46 ]
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If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now beworth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-Keg program.


"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

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