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Got this from my friend Manny. Thought you few would get a kick outta it.

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove
helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then
> > >H A R D W O R K
> > >8 1 18 4 15 18 11 = 98%
> > >K N O W L E D G E
> > >11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
> > >but,
> > >A T T I T U D E
> > >1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 =100%
> > >And,
> > >B U L L S H I T
> > >2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20=103%
> > >So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit and will put you over
the top.
> > >
> > >And look how far ass kissing will take you!
> > >A S S K I S S I N G
> > >1 19 10 11 19 19 9 14 =120%

hey I thought this was goiing to be a Keyshawn Johnson thread, oh wait it is!!

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I SUBSCRIBED TO THE 110% RULE

MONDAY I GAVE 10% BECAUSE MONDAYS SUCKED!
TUESDAY I GAVE 35% BECAUSE I STARTED TO GET IN THE SWING OF THINGS
WEDNESDAY I GAVE 35% BECAUSE IT WAS HUMP DAY
THURSDAY WAS DEPT. MEETINGS, 20% BECAUSE I HAD TO STAY AWAKE
FRIDAY WELL I GAVE THEM 10%,THEY WERE LUCKY I DIDNT CALL IN SICK

THATS 110%

BUT THEN I GAVE 25% EVERYDAY THAT WAS 125%


PRESS TO TEST

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