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Author:  tritonal [ 02 Dec 2003, 16:30 ]
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Got this from my friend Manny. Thought you few would get a kick outta it.

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove
helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then
> > >H A R D W O R K
> > >8 1 18 4 15 18 11 = 98%
> > >K N O W L E D G E
> > >11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
> > >but,
> > >A T T I T U D E
> > >1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 =100%
> > >And,
> > >B U L L S H I T
> > >2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20=103%
> > >So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit and will put you over
the top.
> > >
> > >And look how far ass kissing will take you!
> > >A S S K I S S I N G
> > >1 19 10 11 19 19 9 14 =120%
Author:  boomer [ 02 Dec 2003, 17:15 ]
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hey I thought this was goiing to be a Keyshawn Johnson thread, oh wait it is!!

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 02 Dec 2003, 18:36 ]
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I SUBSCRIBED TO THE 110% RULE

MONDAY I GAVE 10% BECAUSE MONDAYS SUCKED!
TUESDAY I GAVE 35% BECAUSE I STARTED TO GET IN THE SWING OF THINGS
WEDNESDAY I GAVE 35% BECAUSE IT WAS HUMP DAY
THURSDAY WAS DEPT. MEETINGS, 20% BECAUSE I HAD TO STAY AWAKE
FRIDAY WELL I GAVE THEM 10%,THEY WERE LUCKY I DIDNT CALL IN SICK

THATS 110%

BUT THEN I GAVE 25% EVERYDAY THAT WAS 125%


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