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BEEFEATER JIM:
<font color=green>You are a putrid waste of a puny penis! You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a man, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. It's easy to tell why you are celibate, you cantankerous, foul-tempered, self-loathing nonentity - not even a dildo would want to fuck you. You're vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you charge to haunt a house? You are a foolish idiot who molests small animals, masturbates behind bushes, and wears fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' Get a job, you goddamn leach! You're as useful as anti-wrinkle cream in a lepor colony, you clodhopping simpleton. I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? Now, my little ankle-humping hermit, do me a favour and get your clubfoot stook on a busy train track.
We all pray that you will awake to find a horny gay rattlesnake in your bed, you moving stench of leprosy. Do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up before I nosedive your forehead into the ground like a Cessna in an Al-Qaeda workshop session.
Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. No, come to think of it, you would.
In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?
So like I was saying, you dumbshited, stray dog-raping, gym sock-licking, toe jam-sucking, zit-nibbling, shit-faced palooka, shut up before I wire your eyeballs to a defibrillator; set the voltage to Kill, and smile as you go flying around the flashing coop like a beheaded multicolored, fire-farting chicken before collapsing conveniently at my feet so I can piss-out the flames and feed the remains of your fried gimp carcass to the pigs.</font id=green>
"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
Edited by - bigross86 on Dec 11 2003 06:42 AM
Edited by - m21 sniper on Dec 11 2003 06:42 AM
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before I get attacked for changing the font color, i think it's best to make it not as "bright" to to say as some of the "choice" words that were said...if you want to read it just highlite it
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Edited by - prkiii on Dec 11 2003 09:22 AM
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