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Author: | Williamz [ 11 Dec 2003, 06:52 ] |
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dude take a hint from all of us at a-10 and <img src=newicons/anim_cussing.gif border=0 align=middle> off!! Flaming, spamming and all dat other stuff is gonna get u kicked! well, sein as u dont give a stuff, BYE!!!!! <img src=newicons/anim_furious.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/pain10.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle> If you see a bomb technician running try to keep up |
Author: | M21 Sniper [ 11 Dec 2003, 06:55 ] |
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It's got him kicked already. His body just hasn't stopped twitching yet. ![]() <img src="http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/sigs/snipersig.jpg " border=0> |
Author: | Williamz [ 11 Dec 2003, 06:57 ] |
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thanx i was about to deck im, anyway snipe howz u? If you see a bomb technician running try to keep up |
Author: | M21 Sniper [ 11 Dec 2003, 07:03 ] |
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Busy....very busy.....hunting trolls. ![]() <img src="http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/sigs/snipersig.jpg " border=0> |
Author: | Williamz [ 11 Dec 2003, 07:05 ] |
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well this is 1 former troll thats stayin the screw ouuta ya way<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> If you see a bomb technician running try to keep up |
Author: | bigross86 [ 11 Dec 2003, 07:10 ] |
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And as usual, Snipe gets right down to business... "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
Author: | M21 Sniper [ 11 Dec 2003, 07:18 ] |
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Lock and load one 20rd magazine, and watch your lane. ![]() <img src="http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/sigs/snipersig.jpg " border=0> |
Author: | M21 Sniper [ 11 Dec 2003, 07:21 ] |
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That's the fist time you've been right tonight. It's also the last comment that anyone here will read from you troll boy. ![]() <img src="http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/sigs/snipersig.jpg " border=0> |
Author: | bigross86 [ 11 Dec 2003, 07:27 ] |
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Snipe, I'm assuming he's not right about you being a dickhead, rather about watching it. "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
Author: | bigross86 [ 11 Dec 2003, 07:41 ] |
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BEEFEATER JIM: <font color=green>You are a putrid waste of a puny penis! You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a man, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. It's easy to tell why you are celibate, you cantankerous, foul-tempered, self-loathing nonentity - not even a dildo would want to fuck you. You're vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you charge to haunt a house? You are a foolish idiot who molests small animals, masturbates behind bushes, and wears fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' Get a job, you goddamn leach! You're as useful as anti-wrinkle cream in a lepor colony, you clodhopping simpleton. I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? Now, my little ankle-humping hermit, do me a favour and get your clubfoot stook on a busy train track. We all pray that you will awake to find a horny gay rattlesnake in your bed, you moving stench of leprosy. Do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up before I nosedive your forehead into the ground like a Cessna in an Al-Qaeda workshop session. Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction. Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't have an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. No, come to think of it, you would. In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded? So like I was saying, you dumbshited, stray dog-raping, gym sock-licking, toe jam-sucking, zit-nibbling, shit-faced palooka, shut up before I wire your eyeballs to a defibrillator; set the voltage to Kill, and smile as you go flying around the flashing coop like a beheaded multicolored, fire-farting chicken before collapsing conveniently at my feet so I can piss-out the flames and feed the remains of your fried gimp carcass to the pigs.</font id=green> "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI Edited by - bigross86 on Dec 11 2003 06:42 AM Edited by - m21 sniper on Dec 11 2003 06:42 AM ---start of prkiii message--- before I get attacked for changing the font color, i think it's best to make it not as "bright" to to say as some of the "choice" words that were said...if you want to read it just highlite it ---end of prkiii message--- Edited by - prkiii on Dec 11 2003 09:22 AM |
Author: | MrMudd [ 11 Dec 2003, 07:47 ] |
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Oh man i so love the WT Funny pages! Man what a great way to start off the plan of the day! Thanks Dickheads! <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle> "The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader |
Author: | bigross86 [ 11 Dec 2003, 08:06 ] |
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Always glad to oblige... "Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI |
Author: | Homer32 [ 11 Dec 2003, 11:03 ] |
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Damn!!! <img src=newicons/madani.gif border=0 align=middle> Again, I missed all the action!!!! I´m working too much...<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> BTW I love the new emoticons! "All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad." -- Homer Simpson |
Author: | boomer [ 11 Dec 2003, 16:16 ] |
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I missed the whole thing too Homes, I can blame mine on codine laced cough syrup lol ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
Author: | Homer32 [ 11 Dec 2003, 17:27 ] |
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sounds like one nasty cough syrup... did it help at least? "All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad." -- Homer Simpson |
Author: | Hawg166 [ 11 Dec 2003, 20:37 ] |
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If I ever need to have my children take language lessons I will surely send them to this post. I am proud to hang out here. By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson |
Author: | boomer [ 11 Dec 2003, 22:35 ] |
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at leaste it lets me sleep, wheather I WANT to or not lol. "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel ! <img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0> |
Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 12 Dec 2003, 13:18 ] |
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HOMEY YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO MISSED IT, DAMN NOTHING BETTER THAN SMELLING TROLL FLESH IN THE MORNING! WE GOT TO GET A TROLL SCOREBOARD HERE. NOT ONLY NUMBER OF POST BUT LITTLE TROLL ICONS NEXT TO YOUR SCREEN NAME SNIPER <img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle> DICE<img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle> PRKIII <img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle> TOO MUCH FUN PRESS TO TEST |
Author: | prkiii [ 12 Dec 2003, 13:24 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> HOMEY YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO MISSED IT, DAMN NOTHING BETTER THAN SMELLING TROLL FLESH IN THE MORNING! WE GOT TO GET A TROLL SCOREBOARD HERE. NOT ONLY NUMBER OF POST BUT LITTLE TROLL ICONS NEXT TO YOUR SCREEN NAME SNIPER <img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle> DICE<img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle> PRKIII <img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle> TOO MUCH FUN PRESS TO TEST <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> lol... Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood moderator.....<img src=newicons/icon_hog.gif border=0 align=middle> If you can't go fast...go Ugly |
Author: | M21 Sniper [ 12 Dec 2003, 14:46 ] |
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LOL, nice one Prkiii ![]() <img src="http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/sigs/snipersig.jpg " border=0> |
Author: | Homer32 [ 12 Dec 2003, 14:51 ] |
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> HOMEY YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO MISSED IT, DAMN NOTHING BETTER THAN SMELLING TROLL FLESH IN THE MORNING! WE GOT TO GET A TROLL SCOREBOARD HERE. NOT ONLY NUMBER OF POST BUT LITTLE TROLL ICONS NEXT TO YOUR SCREEN NAME SNIPER <img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle> DICE<img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle> PRKIII <img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle> TOO MUCH FUN PRESS TO TEST <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> Great Idea Goose, like the markers on the jets for every hit... That would kick a&% "Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory." -- Homer Simpson |
Author: | tritonal [ 12 Dec 2003, 14:51 ] |
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I don't understand: What's the difference between a "troll" and a "flame"? <font size=1>*<i>Uh Oh, I think the gay jokes will be in full swing because of the phrasing of my question... </i></font id=size1> Edited by - tritonal on Dec 12 2003 1:53 PM |
Author: | M21 Sniper [ 12 Dec 2003, 15:35 ] |
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a flame is an act, a verb. a troll is he who flames, a noun. ![]() <img src="http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/sigs/snipersig.jpg " border=0> |
Author: | M21 Sniper [ 12 Dec 2003, 15:37 ] |
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BTW.....my score for this morning...... 877 flames, one troll. ![]() Stinger was deputized, and scored 200 flames of his own. Mudd rivaled NORAD with excellent EW and target vectoring assistance. ![]() <img src="http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/sigs/snipersig.jpg " border=0> |
Author: | sgtgoose1 [ 12 Dec 2003, 16:17 ] |
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TOO MUCH FUN! PRESS TO TEST |
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